If you and I started a podcast, what would it be called and what would it be about?

[bigpauly]

[DribbleGodCurt]

About how short people lie about their height to make themselves seem taller and how tall people lie about theirs to make themselves seem shorter and how almost everyone doesn't know their height bc every doctors office measures you differently and how it depends on the time of day, or science if you're interested in that.

[bigpauly]

Could be an interesting episode. I have heard similar things to this before.

[DribbleGodCurt]

Yeah it's one of the craziest thing's bc i am 6 foot 1 and wear size 34 length jeans and 30 waist and people that are like 6 foot 7 are like you're not 6 foot 1 bc i'm 6 foot 3 and are like 7 inches taller than me and my body proportion is average which means everything is correct and if you look up how tall you have to be to wear size 34 length jeans it say 6 foot until 6 foot 5, and they fit really well.

[bigpauly]

Interesting. I think a lot of people just base it off of what others say too. I may have been guilty of that for a while.

[DribbleGodCurt]

My brother is 5 foot 9 and i'm 4.5 inches taller than him. but a lot of people don't actually know their height they get measured by one doctor and don't know it bc some measure you completely wrong it's so weird like example when i was in highschool and was 14 i got measured at 5 foot 7 and when i went back to get measured at age 15 again i was 5 foot 6 and then got re measured at 5 foot 9. so it's really weird.

[bigpauly]

I didn’t think that would be something so easy to mess up

[DribbleGodCurt]

it is you'd be so surprised bc i thought i was the only one so i asked my friends when i was in school and they were like if you're 5 foot 6 than i'm 4 11 bc when you're 15 people are generally around 5.5-7 and i was 5 foot 9 which means a 2 inch or 4 inch difference so i started asking people if they got measured wrong and they told me yeah and it was the same story i was like that's interesting.

[exitseven]

It would be called Ragtime Cowboys. It would be all about how absurd life in the new millennium has become.

[bigpauly]

Sounds like a hit!

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO.😎

[jennifer_bloom]

I think commenting on trends in the media, I'm not well versed in current celebrities but it seems to be a topic that interests a lot of people.

[bigpauly]

Let’s do it!

[dustybiker]

Push cart races. All the tech details. How to prepare when a screw falls out.

[bigpauly]

I do want to do this

[dustybiker]

lmao me too!!!

[AddylynnNightingale]

Here it comes..."Girls Ask Guys"
We would talk what's been going on in our lives, what we have been busy with and what we've come across in little Gag ville this week.

[bigpauly]

We’d really bring the site to life!

[AddylynnNightingale]

Right?

[Wicked_Witch]

I’d have to get back to you with the details but I think this would be the picture.

[bigpauly]

Ugghhh

[Wicked_Witch]

😅 sorry, I’m done!

[Ashleywonders]

@wicked_witch bahaha no don’t be done you’re just getting the hang of it!
@PrettyPriya

[PrettyPriya]

@Ashleywonders HAHAHAHA 🤣

[Wicked_Witch]

@Ashleywonders @PrettyPriya people have used that very meme on me before more than once, 😆

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch And now you get to use it on @boosterseat 🙂

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya Boosterseat? LOLZ!

This could be fun, I have a lot more where that came from 🤭

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch perfect! Myself and Pauly cannot wait to see them! 😍

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya great! Lol. Aww I can’t send another picture now?

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya yea, can’t wait 🙄😂

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly lol 🤣

@wicked_witch you can and you can't. It is easier to embed on the original opinion.

[PrettyPriya]

Good thing is Pauly asks a lot of question so plenty of opportunity 😋

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya good point!

[Agape93]

Baby Boy Story Time

Or

Paulies Pediatric Podcast

[PrettyPriya]

Little PP. @msputiton 🤣

[bigpauly]

I’ll put these both on the back burner 😒

[Agape93]

You can't, you're too short

[Agape93]

Like, shorter than my temper lol

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂 the one thing shorter than your temper

[Agape93]

Almost, there's a troll who's micro dick is actually shorter than you are

[bigpauly]

Lmao he must be pretty bad

[Agape93]

Not kidding, I've seen bigger fingernails

[bigpauly]

Must be a rough life, lol

[Agape93]

Yeap, pretty sure if he tried to get laid, he wouldn't get past the lips.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[Agape93]

His own hands filed a sexual harassment charge on him. Only woman he's ever been in, was his mother, and she regretted it. He can't cum because the cum is bigger than his tictac

[bigpauly]

😂🤣🤣 is this a troll here?

[Agape93]

Yeap, Priya will know exactly who I'm referring to. He's not very active here anymore but he used to have a new few accounts every week, always posting nudes in posts or in his profile pic

[PrettyPriya]

Oh yes. Him 😑

[bigpauly]

Jesus. People don’t need to see that. Especially a place like here

[Agape93]

With kids present, no less.

[bigpauly]

Right

[Msputiton]

What did i miss?

[Agape93]

A good fresh opportunity to BBQ a baby

[Msputiton]

I'm just confused how we got talkin about itty bitty PPs🤣

[Agape93]

Because PP is a tiny PP lol

[Msputiton]

Priya?

[Agape93]

Naturally!

[Msputiton]

Yeah and she the only tiny pp that's actually sexy

[Agape93]

Goddamn you are so right

[Agape93]

I could just hack her into little pieces 💜 keep her in my bag

[Msputiton]

@Agape93 how many times i gotta tell you, you're not allowed to chop up anybody's PP no matter how small they are

[Agape93]

Fiiiiiine I guess I'll just have to carry her 😏

[bigpauly]

Wait, Priya isn’t tiny! 😫

[Agape93]

To me she is :)

[bigpauly]

Everyone is to you!

[Agape93]

Almost:) my girl and best friend are taller than me
5'11 and 6'1 or 6"2 respectively, to my 5'9 and your.5cm

[bigpauly]

You’re all so gigantic 😩😩

And.5cm, really? 😒🤣

[Agape93]

Lol

Hey I gotta try and raise you up a bit lol

[bigpauly]

Lmao hey I’m practically 4 and half subway sandwiches tall I’ll have you know 😒

[Agape93]

Awwww you grew! I knew giving you tiny doll sandwiches he's would motivate you! All of 4.5 inches tall!

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂 you multiply that by 12 you big punk!

[Agape93]

Awww is that your next goal height?

[bigpauly]

It is my actual (almost) height! 😤

[Agape93]

In the future, I have no doubt!

[bigpauly]

😑😑😑

[Agape93]

Hey now, this is all in good fun. I don't actually think so... little... of you

[bigpauly]

Lmao ugh I know

[Agape93]

Lol.

[PrettyPriya]

I think our podcast would be PP&pp. Pretty Priya and pretty pauly. You will notice his initials are not capitalized to show size difference.

[Agape93]

Awwwwwwww he's a pretty little guy

[bigpauly]

Uuuuuggghhhhhh lmao

[Agape93]

📐 use this to determine his height

[bigpauly]

*flcks your stomach and runs

[Agape93]

*cue Indiana Jones music as you run from a set of marbles following you now*

[bigpauly]

🤣🤣🤣 shut up

[PrettyPriya]

Do I need to read you the anti-bullying policy AGAIN? 😑

[Agape93]

God he's such a bully, lording his shortness like a tyrant

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lol you should be reading it for yourself daily!

[Agape93]

Back to bullying! Gaaaah!

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly
*puts soap in your mouth*
You have a real filth mouth mr. Baby carrot man

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly I am the rules. 😑

[bigpauly]

I’m not the bully!

@msputiton 🤢 what would you do that for?

@PrettyPriya you’re abusing your mod powers! 😤

[Msputiton]

Teach you some manners. You don't tell grown ups to shut up.

[Agape93]

Don't make me use liquid dish soap, little guy

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton I’m a grown up! 😤

[Agape93]

You is a baby

[Msputiton]

@Agape93 he certainly pouts like one

[Agape93]

Time to get out some Dawn

[bigpauly]

*skips town

[Agape93]

The farther you go, the more dawn you get, Paulie

[Agape93]

You'll get used to the odd burn of coughing up bubbles constantly

[bigpauly]

I can hide in small spaces where you’ll never find me

[Agape93]

True true. But watch out for the spiders

[bigpauly]

I’m not an ant 😒

[Agape93]

Just a pygmy

[bigpauly]

Well at least that’s accurate size I guess lol

[Agape93]

A pygmy ant that is

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂 you suck

[Agape93]

Only sometimes

[bigpauly]

And more times when directed at me 😒😂

[Agape93]

Lol xD

[SnowedIn]

"Big Talk."

News of the day, current events.

[PrettyPriya]

"Big Talk with small fry".

[bigpauly]

I think we could compete with Rogan for listeners here

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya 🤨

[MCheetah]

It'd be called Short and Tiny.

[MrJMM]

The tall and small. It would be where we discuss multiple topics and rate them if it's a big issue or a small issue.

[SaoirseS]

Being under 5’ where the oxygen is thicker.

[bigpauly]

All the big oafs won’t be able to keep up!

[SaoirseS]

Using shortness to our advantage. It’s what we do.

[bigpauly]

Yesss 😈🙌

[888theGreat]

mine is on buying silver and gold below spot

[NathanDavis]

it would be full of Doom

[bigpauly]

Gloom and doom with Nathan and Pauly

[NathanDavis]

right... you do the talk, then I will make sure everyone LEAVES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx04rGwuqtU

[bigpauly]

😂😂😂😂

[NathanDavis]

success...

[Emiliamazing]

"My favorite pop up books"

[bigpauly]

😒😒😒😒