If you were in guinness book of world records, what would it be for?

Wicked_Witch

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Based on records that actually exist and I could see myself trying in the future: fastest to eat a bowl of pasta, fastest running a marathon dressed up (unicorn, tree, Santa Claus, banana, etc), Fastest construction, world's largest fart cushion, etc
In reality: for being the loudest and most obnoxious MFer

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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  I want to see you create the worlds largest fart cushion
  
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- letuswaltzforthedead
  
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  Mood, you can even customize it in multiple ways so we can make the worst fart cushion possible and no one will be able to avoid it because of it's size
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  😹😹😹 and then act offended when the sound goes off
  
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- letuswaltzforthedead
  
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  Lmao, that would wake up the whole city 😂😂 imagine how loud a giant cushion would be!
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  😹😹😹😹😹
  
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CoolCatMar1 Follow
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I don't know don't think I have something that can make me stand out that much in the sense... The smallest that, the biggest that, the most intelligent or the most dumb hahhaa

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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  I get it, girl! I don’t have many I can think of, either. Heck, I can’t even be the shortest person on GaG thanks to @bigpauly 😹😹😹
  
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- CoolCatMar1
  
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  Hahhahhaha i get it hahaha
  
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- bigpauly
  
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  Wowwww to both of you!
  
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- CoolCatMar1
  
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  @bigpauly hahha you are so cute
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  @coolcatmar1 right? Like a little teddy bear 😻😸😹
  
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- bigpauly
  
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  *blushes and sighs
  Thank you guys
  
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- CoolCatMar1
  
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  Hahha true
  
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The number of times I didn't get disappointed when someone refused to take my ides serious and went to another speaking my mind once more :))

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- ThinkerShell
  
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  Ideas *
  
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Cassie88 Follow
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Well... um... (ahem) it's kind of... not "embarrassing", but... Let's just say that some prudish people would not "approve", and would get up on their soapboxes and be judgmental assholes about it, even though it's perfectly natural to seek pleasurable release when it builds up and gets to be too distracting.

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Msputiton Follow
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Sarcasm. I am a record holder

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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  That’s my first of 3 languages.
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣🤣
  
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Being the Oldest Male Virgin, Age 54 going on to Age 55 next month.

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1. Most wasted life.
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2. God's largest personal urinal cake.

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Camson22 Follow
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Biggest Nose in the world!!! jk I don't know actually probably something that has to do with music.

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dolemite89 Follow
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most consecutive days of eating mexican food 🤣

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Blackcupcake Follow
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hmmm…
@NathanDavis what would you say😁

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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  Cutest blackcupcake of all time? 🥰
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @wicked_witch awww that’s sweet! you made me blush… hahaha. but no!! I’m not cute…
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  Hehe *pinches your tail*
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣🤣🤣*pinches cupcake booty too*
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao….. twin!!!
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  @Msputiton 😹😹😹 it really was irresistible
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣🤣 i couldn't resist 🤣it was too funny. Besides it's adorable when you get embarrassed
  @wicked_witch girl you got me dead
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  @Msputiton 😹😹😹😹
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao… I’m not embarrassed -,-
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Your not?
  You need me to step it up some🤣
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao… NO!!!
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  @Msputiton 😸 I think that’s what she is implying
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @PrettyPriya sugar I have somehow become the target of bullying
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Aww twin. It's not bullying when your twin does it.
  It's loving torture
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao.. mhmmmmm
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Aww. *big fat hug*
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @msputiton *chunky hug*
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  You guys are giving me cuteness overload 😿😸☠️
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @wicked_witch @msputiton is the cute twin, I’m the badass twin
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Naw she is somehow cute and badass.
  I just live in her shadow of greatness
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @msputiton what do you mean my shadow!!! you’re more popular and well liked because of how awesome you are twin!!!
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Maybe. But you the legendary cute badass cupcake twin
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @msputiton I’m the twin that hides in my amazing twins great shadow😍
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  Omg 😸😸🥰
  *sticks you both in my pocket*
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Aww twin. You always so nice to me🥰
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @wicked_witch 🤣🤣
  *snuggles up to twin*
  Might as well get comfortable
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao…
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  😹😹😹
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  it would have to be your ketchup bottle... definitely a world record
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @NathanDavis could you imagine how many ketchup packets it would take to fill that
  
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- m
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  @Msputiton there's a dedicated tanker that goes to refill it, every week...
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @NathanDavis lmao.
  I was hoping this would make go there and begin filling it with packets of ketchups so you could learn the answer🤣
  
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- m
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  @Msputiton I'm about to do the math... lol
  
  *googles ounces and cubic meters*
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @NathanDavis 🤣🤣🤣
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @NathanDavis and here I was hoping for a nice non bully answer.. I give up on you -,-
  
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- m
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  it's your favorite!! BBQ spicy ketchup...
  
  that's no bullying
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  go away
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  but leave the ketchup?
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  take your ketchup with you
  
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- m
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  she refused ketchup...
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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- m
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkon-AehDNw
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  go away I’m not watching it -,-
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @blackcupcake Look how adorable you are when mad🫣😍
  Nathan time out now. Don't bully my twin
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  @msputiton I’m not adorable -,-
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Twin i got cavities because you so sweet and adorable.😭
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  @NathanDavis aww so cute
  
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- Blackcupcake
  
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  hihihi WE are cute
  
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- Msputiton
  
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  Agree😍
  
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- Wicked_Witch
  
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  OMG 😍😍😍
  
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