How much danger would Metropolis be in, if Superman was extremely clumsy?

[Miah04]

What kind of disasters do you think he would cause?

[RebelinSteel]

High rise buildings would just not be a thing, laser eyes and tall buildings do not mix well. On the same line, mirrored clothing would be a thing. Then there is catch that falling airline… oops. Would need a much larger fire department and rescue service.

[Joshydavid25]

In about as much danger as a man's nuggies around Miah..

[Miah04]

Hey now

[Joshydavid25]

So almost deadly extinction.. 😂

[Miah04]

😡😡

[Joshydavid25]

That's how nuggies look when you come around.. 😂😂

[Miah04]

Is not. I'm sure nuggies love me

[Joshydavid25]

😍😍... That's the way you think Nuggies look huh? 😂😂..

[Miah04]

Yuppers

[Joshydavid25]

Noppies

[Miah04]

I disagree

[Joshydavid25]

Me too..

[Miah04]

🤨🤨🤨...

[Joshydavid25]

😏🧐🧐...

[Jennz6]

Run the fast locomotive off the tracks

trips over the tallest buildings

Lois Lane Man of Steel a BJ

[nawtee_me]

My girl…. lol. Superman blows the head off of Lois Lane, seman everywhere says the daily planet.

[mandyfire98]

There would be no tall buildings at all.

[Jennz6]

@mandyfire98 Superman cums faster 💦 than a speedy bullet

[Miah04]

This is definitely true

[sirderpsalot123]

As much danger as they would be in if their city superhero was named sirderpsalot

[dustybiker2]

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 😂😂

[Miah04]

If @sirderpsalot123 was superman, pretty sure this question would definitely fit him

[sirderpsalot123]

Sirderpsalot to the rescue!

[Miah04]

😂i would love to hear that

[sirderpsalot123]

@miah04 I don't think anyone who's life ins danger wants to hear that lol "derps a lot?" Beggars can't be choosers tho

[Miah04]

😂😂 tripping over your cape as you run recklessly towards them

[dustybiker2]

The chin slide was epic though

[dustybiker2]

He'd have to be secured.

[Miah04]

He accidentally kill everyone trying when he sneezes

[dustybiker2]

Awkward.

[Miah04]

Very sad

[Charliefretz329]

Extreme danger. Buildings and infrastructure in ruins

[normalice]

Isn't this basically the premise of Handcock?

[Miah04]

What's that?

[normalice]

A movie about a superman-like guy who basically just a drunk.

[Miah04]

Oof.

[normalice]

It's entertaining. Certainly recommend it at least once.

[Wiredone]

I'm sure way more than I can think of

[impalabill77]

I think metropolis was be in a lot of trouble.