Anybody want a good laugh?

[FunkyMonkee]

I thought this was hilarious!!

[andreasderjuengere]

Hah hah. I am 100% not on Trump's side.
But this kind of behaviour is disgraceful.
But we may find people like this on the other political side as well, I assume. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

[FunkyMonkee]

I haven't found any such people.

[Anonymous]

You know how your president called you garbage for supporting Trump? Your behavior is proving him right. America has got to be the pettiest, most miserable group of people I've ever come across. I'm sorry your life has come to the point where your joy comes from other people's sadness. It must be awful to be so petty in life.

[FunkyMonkee]

SORRY!! Not MY president!!
As for THEIR sadness, they brought it on themselves!! They were too fucking stupid to see that media was brainwashing them!! It's BECAUSE they're so stupid to know that they WERE brainwashed!
When Joe cheated and we lost 4 years ago, sure, we complained but, none of us cried or had temper tantrums and NONE of us went online to cry in front of the world!! Who the fuck does that but narcissists and self-important imbeciles?

[Anonymous]

"People are upset that their rights have and will continue to be taken away. Ha ha!" --you

[FunkyMonkee]

The one I thought was the funniest was the black chick crying and saying that, when she wakes up tomorrow, she'll be a slave!! Where do they get this shit? Does that mean that I'll suddenly be a slave owner?

[Opinion Owner]

There have and will continue to be attacks against black people specifically, yes. Unfortunately we never got rid of slavery we just narrowed it down to prison system. She's probably (rightly) concerned that she would be especially targeted in case she needed an abortion or has a miscarriage, would be locked up for it and forced to work for basically no pay potentially for decades. I'd call that slavery.

[FunkyMonkee]

If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime, baby!!
I'd call that insanity!! STOP LISTENING TO CNN!!! THEY LIE TO YOU CONSTANTLY!! THEY''VE BRAINWASHED YOU!!
The ONLY way you would've lost ANY rights is if Skamala would WON!!

[Opinion Owner]

Women have been and will continue to be charged with murder for having literally unavoidable miscarriages. Stop listening to fox "news" entertainment.

[FunkyMonkee]

You ACTUALLY BELIEVE that bullshit? AMAZING!! Hey! I've got a bridge up in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you!! I can get you a REALLY good deal on it!!
It doesn't MATTER if I listen to Fox, Trump said he's NOT gonna do that insane shit!! At least Fox REPORTS the truth!! CNN makes up their "news" as they go along!! And YOU fall for it every time!!
You might as well start reading stories in the enquirer about how a bat boy from another planet wants to sleep with your cat!!

[Opinion Owner]

read.dukeupress.edu/.../Arrests-of-and-Forced-Interventions-on-Pregnant
Its been going on for a long time. Trump has flip flopped on this issue so many times it doesn't matter what he's said anymore, look at the FACTS. He makes this issue worse.

[FunkyMonkee]

And Skamala hasn't? One minute, she hates the wall, then she wants to build it, then she hates it, again!! NO WONDER no one voted for her! No one with a working brain, anyway!! She had NO POLICIES!! ALL she ran on was her supposed skin colour, and the fact that she's got a cunt and is NOT Trump!

[Opinion Owner]

So you're okay with more (especially black) women and children dying and being imprisoned, because at least a black woman won't be in charge? Good to know where your priorities are...

[FunkyMonkee]

So, you're okay with people being flat broke, starving, being tossed from their homes to die in the elements because you wanna vote for someone based on issues they were born with? That shows YOUR priorities!!
In the first place, these (black) women you speak of have MANY, MANY options to KEEP FROM getting pregnant in the first place!! Number one would be, KEEPING THEIR LEGS CLOSED!! So, you want the entire country, if not the entire planet, to suffer for another 4 to 8 years because YOU wanna be able fuck as often as you like and not worry about the potential consequences? You wanna make the rest of us suffer because you REFUSE to use ANY kind of birth control? That's pretty self-centered, isn't it? Didn't you accuse Trump of that over and over again? What an incredibly short memory you people have, if any at all!
What black woman are you talking about that wants to be in charge. Candace Owens isn't running this year? Tell ya what, IF she runs next time, I'll be HAPPY to vote for her!! So, ya see? I'M NOT afraid to have a woman, or even a black one, in charge of the country! Unlike you, I don't vote based on what's between someone's legs or what colour it is or even who they chose to fuck with it! I vote based on POLICY!! I DON'T CARE if the President is a green with purple stripes and yellow polka dots hermaphrodite with 5 dicks and 7 tits!! As long as they are gonna do what is good for THE COUNTRY!! If not THE PLANET!!
Skamal running for president (or ANY office, really!!) was, to me, the same as the guy in the Monty Python skit who wanted to be a lion tamer and his only qualification was that he had a lion tamer's hat that said, "Lion Tamer" on it!!

[Opinion Owner]

These cases are mostly women who WANT kids. Do you not know what a miscarriage is? I can't even get pregnant and I still know that many WANTED pregnancies end in miscarriage totally out of the Mother's control. Should they be jailed, or sentenced sentenced death, just because you think tariffs will make groceries LESS expensive? Since you seem hell bent on making this a comparison game: which is worse accidentally killing poor people by making prices higher, or intentionally killing poor people by making Healthcare illegal?

[FunkyMonkee]

If they WANT kids, WHY DO THEY NEED ABORTIONS?
Yeah, I know what a miscarriage is! I also know what a stillborn is. My ex-fiance had two of them!
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would jail someone because she had a miscarriage?
You're not from America, are you? Only middle eastern people would do insane shit like that!!
What kind of drugs are you? You either need to stop or take a LOT more of them!!
Both! That's why I didn't vote for Skamala!!

[Opinion Owner]

I just fucking sent you the data on this. read.dukeupress.edu/.../Arrests-of-and-Forced-Interventions-on-Pregnant have YOU not been living in America? This shits BEEN going on

[FunkyMonkee]

I've never been out of the country!
I checked d the entire list. Not a SINGLE ONE of them went part 2012!! You know, when Barry was "president"? Trump has NOTHING to do with ANY OF THAT!!

[Opinion Owner]

I said it's BEEN going on—and he will make it worse. Can you not read? This is the 3rd time I've had to repeat myself for you and my replies aren't even very long! Especially compared to yours! You can type out so many paragraphs but can't even read a sentence? Fuck off.

[FunkyMonkee]

HOW is he gonna make it worse? what's he gonna do, FORCE you to get pregnant and then refuse to let you about? Remember, Toots, it's YOUR side that wants to ALLOW "abortion" AFTER the baby is born!! That's not abortion, that's MURDER!!
I'm just told moments ago that your new fallacy is that WE want to make rape legal!! In the meantime, YOUR people have made it legal for the pasty 4 years by allowing illegals into the country who then RAPE and MURDER little girls and IF they DO end up in jail for it, they are RELEASED to do it AGAIN, THE NEXT DAY!!
Fuck you! Pay me! Eat shit & die you cheesy backsliding geechy white trash quarterback punk worthless piece of shit motherfucker!

[Opinion Owner]

ANY source for that "abortion after birth" shit? Or the "making rape legal" or how the fuck illegals are legal when that's an obvious contradiction? I already told you how he made it worse, by appointing the judged who overturned the ruling and lead to many abortion bans—which are used as additional laws against miscarriages. You really either cannot read or are not listening. Dumb.

[FunkyMonkee]

I must've heard a dozen times over the past few weeks! It's on YT, look for it!
Who said illegals are legal?
You never said anything about appointing a judge or abortion bans. Stupid!! That goes for ANYBODY that believes everything the t. v. tells you without checking, first!!

[Opinion Owner]

"I must've heard a dozen times over the past few weeks! It's on YT, look for it! ... Stupid!! That goes for ANYBODY that believes everything the t. v. tells you without checking, first!!" --you

So your source is YouTube. I understand now why you're so confused and can't follow path of an argument. Oh well good luck in life, you'll need it—not as much as the people being criminalized for existing or needing medical care or having miscarriages, but at least most of them can read...

[FunkyMonkee]

Not JUST YT, people on it that show THE FACTS!! THE PROOF of what they say!! Dems don't know what that is!! All they've got is media that doctors the truth, manufactures lies and ONLY shows things taken WAY out of context!! Which they, then, take as facts!! "If I'm not elected, there's gonna be a bloodbath!" HOLY SHIT!! TRUMP JUST SAID HE'S GONNA ENSUE A BLOODBATH IF HE'S NOT ELECTED!! HE'S INSANE!!
No, YOU are!! You fell for the media's lies!! He SAID: If China doesn't stop trying to sell their shitty cars to us via Mexico, there's gonna be a bloodbath if he's not elected to stop it!!
Hey! Show your proof, babe!! We haven't seen ANY yet in the past 8 or 9 years! Everything you've been saying about him is LIES!! And WE have proven you DEAD WRONG at EVERY turn!! If ANYBODY can't follow the path of an argument, IT'S YOU!!
Good luck with your safe space, puppy and crying towel! You'll need PLENTY of them for at least the next 4 years!!
The only people to be criminalized are those that ACTUALLY COMMITTED CRIMES!! You CAN'T put people in jail on trumped up charges or JUST because they triggered & hurt your little feelings!! Joe, Hunter, Skamala, Hitlery, Barry, all the illegals, especially those that stole, raped and murdered little girls, etc.. THOSE are the ones going to jail!!
My ex-fiance had two abortions and a stillborn and never spent a second in jail!!
Well, if you still have trouble reading, as you obviously do, there's no shame in going to college English 100. I've seen quite a few adults in that class that still couldn't use simple English. I couldn't BELIEVE how STUPIID some of those people were!! You'd fit right in and NOBODY would even know that you're as dumb as them! The only reason I took it was because I HAD to take the early ones to get into 102 and 3. You can't just start in 102.

[Opinion Owner]

You actually can skip all of those if you just take an easy test and pass it. My husband went straight to English 212 at a conservative Christian university, and he doesn't use media or YouTube as solid source. I use them as jumping off points to find actual sources—like studies & statistics. Hard facts. If you REALLY care about facts, stop trusting you tubers to tell you what's real and instead go to their sources and verify for yourself. Most of them use MEDIA as their source. Be careful about that since you don't trust media!

Good luck babe I'm done with the conversation now. Finish up with your best insult (maybe one that actually applies to me? You been missing with all but the English one and even thats old and mid at best, especially coming from you...)

[FunkyMonkee]

Not from what I was told. But, I didn't much mind, there were a couple things I had to brush up ion, anyway. I hadn't done much writing since high school 10 years before. Besides, I got straight A's in all of the English classes I took.
If he's like you, he uses corporate-owned media as his source. I don't!
You want hard facts? Try some of this. https://youtu.be/RL1bWoMEM7I?si=I0h4Qne5CHUfnpRG

[AviatorTom]

It's obvious, and sad, that the people in this video have partaken of the liberal kool-aid. They are afraid of things that will never happen.

It's okay to grieve, and even be a little upset, when you lose, but come on, losing your mid over it is unhealthy. Move on people.

[AI Opinion]

Sure, I'm always up for a good laugh! 😄 What did you find so hilarious? Was it a scene from a movie or a TV show? I'm curious to know more about what tickled your funny bone! 🍿🎬

[Dongie]

The complete out of touch person that judged the ones not out of touch with reality.
That's very amusing after four years of liberal HELL!!

[sage2021]

Just like it was back in 2016!

These people are with the out ta lunch bunch!! 🤯🤪

[RageBabe]

After witnessing that guy tear off his shirt, I feel so violated.

[Dongie]

I enjoyed it all the way through.
This kind of stuff just never gets old. It's fun for the whole family.

[FunkyMonkee]

So, what are YOU gonna do with your new slaves?

[Dongie]

Build the tower of Babel. I want to hang out with God.

[seeyounexttuesday]

They keep getting better and better.