Other than sleep and sex, what do you do in bed, wrong answers only?

[AviatorTom]

It's Friday, let's end the week, and start the weekend, on a fun note.

We sleep in bed. We have sex in bed. But what else do we do in bed?

Keep it fun and interesting... wrong answers only please!

Updates

7 mo

I cut my toenails, then find one stuck in my leg two weeks later that wakes me up in the middle of the night.

[purplepoppy]

Sing "there were ten in the bed and the little one said 'roll over, roll over'..."

[Abbycado]

Count my stacks

[exitseven]

I dump all my laundry on my bed after I take it out of the dryer. Then I fold it

[bananathunder]

eat a bowl of spaghetti with a big ass glass of milk...

[bananathunder]

thanks for the mho!

[exitseven]

My wife laid down the lay a long time ago. No eating in bed.

[bananathunder]

@exitseven hahah right?

[texascollegegirl]

It might be morally wrong but it's also so right. I make my boyfriend feel really insecure about his little white dick and whether I'm cheating, which I am all the time. He loves it.

[lightbulb27]

laundry sorting. convenient large space.

[Emmytexrex]

Jump on it when I am bored

[Graptemys79]

I read in bed.

[msc545]

I read, hang out with my cats.

[Apple1996]

Bedrot 🛌

[sage2021]

Watch TV and eat

[Dongie]

Eat. Food.