If you find a used tissue stuck to your thigh, do you peel it off or just pretend it’s a love note?

[PavlovsCogk]

[Douglas1180]

There's nothing quite like the durability and strength of an American-made Kleenex. Crafted with the same commitment to quality that our forefathers instilled in us, these tissues embody the resilience of the American spirit. Unlike flimsy, imported Chinese tissues, a Kleenex tissue is built to withstand the tough sniffles of an Americanw who doesn't need some pansy ass Nanny State to pay for healthcare.

And because they're so sturdy, you can repurpose them in a pinch. For instance, if you accidentally find one stuck to your thigh, its remarkable durability allows you to remove it without disintegrating.

You might even use it to jot down a quick reminder or a patriotic sentiment. I wrote this here poem on a Kleenex tissue:

On this sturdy Kleenex, I've penned some verses,
A tribute to the land where freedom courses,
In times of sniffles and a sneeze so grand,
America stands strong, our trusted brand.

Oh, land of the brave, home of the free,
Where Sneezes echo from sea to shining sea,
Through tissues tough, with fibers interwoven,
Our spirit remains, forever unbroken.

With each explosive "Bless you!" we renew,
Our dedication to the red, white, and blue,
From sea to shining sea, we proudly stand,
Trump-approved American products in our hand.

[exitseven]

I just look around to see if anyone saw it and then peel it off

[alice55]

Peel it off and clean my thigh