What's the best opening lyrics to a song?

My contribution:

"Woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman knew my name

He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair"

Or

"Wake up late, honey put on your clothes

And take your credit card to the liquor store

Well that's one for you and two for me by tonight

I'll be loaded like a freight train

Flyin' like an aeroplane

Feelin' like a space brain

One more time tonight"

What's the best opening lyrics to a song?
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