You're out walking when suddenly a raging Wolverine suddenly charges at you with claws deployed. What do you do?

[Still-alive]

I think he's upset...

[msmissydc]

The fuck am I supposed to do? He rips thrue elite soldiers with ease. Hope he is not in rage and I am not his target I guess. Maybe my hair reminds him of jean and I Can make him look twice to realise I am not his target?

[Still-alive]

yup just do a hair toss an wolvie will calm down and remember... herrrr!

[Masie]

I feel like in this scenario that I would be selling knives door to door. Yes, this still happens where I live. I would show him my products perhaps. He seems like he may be a good customer.

If that doesn't pique his interest, then I would offer my resharpening service. That is after all guaranteed service. Hopefully this would win favor and spare my life. If not, I will use products to the best of my ability.

[AngryCarl3]

That's cool. I like Wolverine. I think he's hurrying over to say hello.

[Xawyx-2]

I would use my Aikido skills on him :P

[Xawyx-2]

Thanks for the MHO

[MissSunshine2]

I assume he’s hankering for a good feed and immediately hand him my sandwich.

[purplepoppy]

Suggest anger management classes to him.

[andreasderjuengere]

I'll show him my neighbour's house.

[Twalli]

An actual wolverine, I'm probably dead.