What would you do if you come face to face against Batman in a dark alley?

[Bruce_VVayne]

Maybe he is going to smash your head into the wall where your teeth, nose would be broken or he is just going to ignore you.

Inspired by @Toad-1 's question.

[Ally100percent]

I'd be super relieved, because that means he knew someone was about to try to do something bad either around that area or to me and he was there to stop them.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Good answer:)

[Ally100percent]

Thank you! And thank you for MHO 😁

[alexrt]

Wave awkwardly, then turn around and walk in the opposite direction. Lol

[Bruce_VVayne]

Are you a criminal? Should he come after you?

[alexrt]

If Batman counts petting every dog that I walk past without asking a crime, then yes

[Bruce_VVayne]

*Grins*

[ChronicThinker]

Offer to suck his cock, and then sucker-punch him in the sack.

[Bruce_VVayne]

It is even muscled there, you may not hurt him.

[ChronicThinker]

I'll head-butt it then.

[Bruce_VVayne]

To his sack?

[ChronicThinker]

Naturally.

[Bruce_VVayne]

What if he tie your legs by his bat rope and keep you inverted. You wouldn't want to see what kind of fetish a bat have.

[ChronicThinker]

I mean... I might be into it.

[Bruce_VVayne]

I don't think someone like Bruce Wayne would ever disappoint any woman on anything. Unless he needs to protect Gotham than having sex on a night.

*that thing happened many things*

[ChronicThinker]

That's true.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Are you a cat person?

[ChronicThinker]

No, dogs.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Hmm, he has a weakness to the cats. However, he is a dog lover. The only animal he pet was a dog.

[QueenofCups]

Kiss him, if he's the Christian Bale Batman.

[Bruce_VVayne]

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne. As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.

Then I can kiss the Queen.

[ImSoSquishy]

start laughing hysterically like Joker, and call him bats or batsy

[Bruce_VVayne]

Gotham hospital must be close, you are lucky I would say

[Toad-1]

Tell him I played his video games hoping that will please him

[Bruce_VVayne]

Did you like the Batmobile?

[LegateLanius]

Ask him for his autograph, after all I didn't do anything illegal.

[Bruce_VVayne]

If you are lucky, maybe he'll give you one of his batarang.

[LegateLanius]

That would be neat.

[Bruce_VVayne]

I don't know, are you lucky?

[LegateLanius]

i have about the worst luck in the world, lol.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Oh you can't beat me on that. Chance had no teeth when it laughed at me ;)

[llorando]

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[Just_A_Guy2018]

laugh my ass off. Since this is purely a fictional character, it is obviously someone in a costume looking for kicks.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Thanks for the clarify, history won't forget about this information

[Just_A_Guy2018]

I'm fine with that. I highly doubt that Batman would harm a disabled person who has had 9 surgeries to put him back together with 4 more to go. Not all hero's wear capes.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Hmm are you a criminal? I guess he wouldn't choose at all.

[Just_A_Guy2018]

nope, one of the good guys.

[Bruce_VVayne]

He wouldn't touch then surely

[Anonymous]

I'd ask him for a long drive in the batmobile 😉

[Bruce_VVayne]

Get on the sit, kid.

[Bruce_VVayne]

Seat*

[Anonymous]

Ask him how Robin is!

[Bruce_VVayne]

The second Robin?

[Opinion Owner]

I only know one! LOL!

[Bruce_VVayne]

The second Robin was beaten to death by Joker until his every single bone got broken. I thought you may wanted to make him feel sad about that. Whenever he remembered the Robin's death, he felt grieving and depressed.

[Opinion Owner]

All new to me! LOL!

[Bruce_VVayne]

Wouldn't be fun to joke about it, since people always does to hurt him!

[codycccccc]

Slap him with my glove and challenge him to a duel

[Bruce_VVayne]

He may break that ankle.

[codycccccc]

He's a old alcoholic I'm young in good shape and have been training in all forms of combat since I can walk we also both lost are parents at a young age so I think I will be fine

[Bruce_VVayne]

You made him grin.
https://i.imgur.com/KIdi9Eh.jpg

[Clarke498]

I would run like hell.

[Bruce_VVayne]

You can't escape from the night.

[Clarke498]

I have Batman repellant bat spray

[Bruce_VVayne]

I have fists

[Fromdusktilldawn]

I'd ask him for a selfie

[Bruce_VVayne]

May break your phone

[Penelope_]

Hug him

[Bruce_VVayne]

*Hugs back in a serious manner*

[Penelope_]

Hahahah😂😂

[Bruce_VVayne]

*deep serious voice* Gotham needs to be safe.

[Hugemoth]

I'd say hi

[Bruce_VVayne]

Greetings to the Pope aswell.