What is the weirdest nickname anyone has ever given you?

[thegreenyogi]

[FunkyMonkee]

I couldn't tell you! There's been dozens and they were mostly all given to me by assholes making fun of me!!

I guess the weirdest one was, Zeb Weasel. A guy that used to own a record store I went to a lot gave me that name and he just said that I kinda looked like that should be my name. I know he was only joking and I actually used it for a while.
Some kid I knew for a couple weeks when I was about 12 used to call me, "Ying yang". A couple weeks after we first met, he just never showed up again. No clue what happened to him.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Let's see... I was briefly called "Butch" as a lad, then "Bat" (after the Quebec-born nineteenth-century U. S. lawman Bartholomew "Bat" Masterson because of my love of TV Westerns),"Buster," which a few folk still call me,"Cowboy," "Golden Boy," "(Beau) Brady," and "Little Bear,", the latter four to which I still answer.

[RandomGirl42]

I got tagged with "Luna" back in school by my oh, so thoughtful peers, and it just kind of stuck. I still get it sometimes, especially if I do something "blonde" and my evil, middle sister sees it and will just comment something like, "Way to go, Luna."

But it's ok, I learned being different isn't a bad thing.

[petitedollbabee]

Saveloy 🤣 my last name starts with an S and ends with a Y, so there was this one kid at school who’d always call me saveloy.

[aaron13547]

"My love" is my ick. Especially when people say it when I am definitely not their love. Its just weird and it makes me want to run away. It makes me feel like everything else said both before and after "my love" is also a lie.

[Nik1hil]

"Nik banging Chick with his Dick" - a dude would Yell that as a an embarrassing Greeting to me 😂 , I was an Ordinary guy, and this shit would, make me feel ashamed.. even though I didn't do any such thing!..

[dinojames22]

"Mr. Steal your bit*h".

Long story short... went to a work party and ended up running into a coworker (one that I do not exactly get along with) and his new girlfriend (or tinder date... one of the two). About an hour into the party she found me to be more of a present conversation than his drunk ass and spent most the party with me. Another coworker saw that and gave me said nickname.

[Chazmatazz269]

“Gigantor”, it’s weird because although i’m much bigger than him, i’m not that much bigger than the average American man. I feel like he was trying to get a rise out of me because i was dating his ex.

[HawkPerception]

I don't often get nicknames from others. But my aunt used to call my twinkle toes because of my natural ability in soccer

[Shiprex]

Morocco mole was a name I got for a while at school

[Staximus]

This old man who is a regular customer at one of my jobs calls me "Pepper Jack" or "Flipper".

[DrPepper12]

None. It's always been my last name if anything

[TonyMetal___86]

My friends used to call me "mars" but in my language ofc, it's because i love space hehe

[Anonymous]

I had many nicknames. One of them was Iceman (when I was in the army) - because I was emotionally cold as ice due to depression.

[Miristheiss]

McBird.

Noid

[Miristheiss]

What was yours?

[thegreenyogi]

Nothing too strange. I was always called the " English girl".

[Anonymous]

Horsemeat. I still suffer from the trauma of those years.

[NathanDavis]

lmao... that would be a funny one

[sage2021]

Whistle blower - which I am NOT by the way!

[Alex-Snow]

I never got a nickname... go figure

[WonderingManII]

Pocket Protector.

[Jerre]

The Cummin Man

[Jerre]

@thegreenyogi Thank you for the Like

[Anonymous]

cunt

[Jmmmfi4]

SpongeBob