How to read a girl by the shape of her glasses

[GlassesUSA]

Ever wondered how the shape of a girl's pair glasses can reflect her personality? Here are the 6 most common shapes and matching personalities as our myTake.

Sassy Cat Eye Glasses

This girl is fun. You'll meet her at a cool hipster concert in Williamsburg or reading a poem at an open mic night. She probably already knows what she likes and if you follow her lead you're in for a fun night.

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Geek Chic Glasses

You'll find her reading a book at Starbucks or watching a foreign movie at 2pm in the afternoon. Don't confuse her geeky look with innocence. She's seen a thing or two and chose this lifestyle for a reason.

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Career Driven Rectangular Glasses

If you haven't seen this girl around it's because she's busy developing a new software that will help lower-income families save money on groceries. When you do run into her- ask for a card.

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Old School Aviators Glasses

You'll meet this girl at a bar, surrounded by ten of her best friends and three guys that are trying to hit on her. She's easy going, fun and appreciates a good joke.

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Clearly Business Glasses

If you happen to date this girl you better know what you want right off the bat. She doesn't like wasting time on men who aren't sure what their intentions are.

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Fashionista Browline Glasses

You'll meet this girl as she steps out of a new exhibition at the MoMa. You're probably wondering how she pulls off her look. Well, she does. She is a trendsetter and if you want to be around her you need to catch up.

In conclusion, I know people say 'don't judge a book by its cover' but no one ever said - don't judge a girl by the shape of her glasses!

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[RexCatholicissimus]

Gettin' REAL sick of seeing this ads to be perfectly honest.

They're fucking glasses, at best you can read if she's into feminism or not based on what glasses she wears.

[Pat8707]

Lol everyone knows you're talking about the first glasses, damn those are ugly.

[LittleSally]

Hahaah i don't think you realize that being called a hipster is actually an insult - in this general untrue context. O. o

[LaikaFreefall]

This is possibly the stupidest thing I've seen on gag... Keeping in mind that the majority of posts seem to be people asking how they look or love struck teenagers asking about some person they're in to. So when I say this is the stupidest thing, this is a real accomplishment.

This is just one more way to judge people, and it's not even accurate. You know what it says about a girl who wears "aviator" glasses or "clearly business" glasses or w/e? It says they like the way those glasses look on their face. That's it!

[emmabee11]

Junk Junk AGAIN... what we wear in any shape or form DOES NOT tell us much about who we are except we like them... it DOES NOT tell you about our personality... 1 pair of glasses or our outfit DOES NOT tell you every point and detail about us... so stop this nonsense... this kind of stuff is just for ignorant people who assume and judge others before they know them all the time... which is the kind of people i very much AVOID because they are also highly manipulative people...

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

Okay... just going from my exs who wore specs:

The crazy control freak professional wore "sassy cats eyes".
The nervous geek girl tatooist wore "career driven professional".
And the 'alternative rock chick' who was layed back and artistic wore "clearly buisness".

I know thats anecdotal and not a large sample size, but it disinclines me towards your system. Sure you agree with the way the glasses are sold, but people pick glasses which they think suit their face, or pick styles they want to strive for at the time, but ultiately abandon. Sometimes people simply pick something different because they want a change. I've been wearing the same style of glasses since I was 15, but I am a very different person now. I wear the same style because they simply are the type I think of as being my glasses.

[Creole_Flavor]

My glasses are close to career driven and I have had the same frames for 13 years. In the 5th grade I had no idea of what I wanted to do with my life so I don't think it has anything to do with that. This is just dumb and I know this is an add or for sponsorship or what ever but come on folks.

[Kirah]

Please stop with these advertisements, they are very annoying.

And for the love of god, stop deleting comments calling out this blatant advertising.

[nert73]

Those aren't even true if you're looking at stereotypes. Plus, there are so many other shapes of frames--how do you read those, huh? It just depends on the person and their taste and what fits their features best when it comes to glasses frames. There's no way to generalize it.

[BelleGirl21]

Which glasses say "I am a shut in with no people skins and I collect cats?"

Seriously do we have to read glasses takes every week now?

[Anon1999]

There goes being a certain level you don't see ads but rather mytakes and questions from advertisers

[BelleGirl21]

*no people skills... whew that went creepy fast.

[theccanyon]

^Lmao ! I thought the same and had to scroll down to make sure xD

[Sam19XX]

Okay so ,,,,
1-"How to read a girl by the shape of her glasses"
And then
2-"don't judge a girl by the shape of her glasses!"

[FinnishBeautyGirl]

Yeah, I noticed the same. I have the nerd glasses

[Josephine21]

This is such bullshit!😂 I wear glasses because I'm half blind without them & I pick the ones that suit me the best - chill with the BS advertising!✌🏼️

[MsShy87]

I don't think this article is accurate. My glasses are more rectangle and according to the article, I'm supposed to career driven. In reality I hate my job and I dread going to work everyday. I'm stuck in a dead end job, working just to support myself and my daughter and put myself through college. If I had a better job maybe I'd be career driven.

[tellmefantasies]

I wear a mix of Career Driven and Clearly Business...
But I have no goals in mind. :|
Also, I picked them cos I have a round face.
Also, I picked them cos I can't see myself in the mirror when I'm trying out new glasses. My eyes are -10.

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[meatballs21]

Surely she picks her glasses based on what looks good on her, as opposed to one of six weird stereotypes (two of which are almost the same, clearly business and career driven must be the same thing!)

[Terwilliger_]

That's what you'd think...

[ShaeNielson]

This isn't accurate at all and obviously made as an advertisement. It's pathetic.

[DanteSparda]

Isn't Mia Khalifa wears the second one?
Except she doesn't seems to be nerdy according to her profession 😛

[zagor]

This is BS. Why? Because I went shopping for glasses TODAY and every pair is the same style! OK, not completely the same, but 99.8% were RECTANGULAR. Can't these asshole designers/manufacturers release more than one basic style? What the hell happened to choice? I like my old pair, but apparently THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. Now that all the Harry Potter movies are done, apparently no one remembers how to make round frames!

[Riverock]

Funny response: Amusing take.

Serious response: No. Glasses are chosen for a million different reasons, it doesn't reflect personality. Your just trying to sell different glasses.

[TruePower]

I don't think glasses reflect personality. This myTake doesn't make any sense. There's only four ways to find out about someone. You talk with them, you read about them, you hear about them, or you mind read them (if you're a telepath). That's it. You can't use someone's outward appearance to determine his or her personality.

[code3]

I realize these people are probably paying you a fat chunk for advertising or some other similar arrangement, but this is getting way too stupid.

[mskay]

The Geek Chic and Fashionista Browline ones are really lovely, might consider to get one of these as my next glasses.

[Unipig]

I just bought my glasses because they fit my face. ._____.