Oh, a cakey! Well, cakeys are a strange tribe to be sure. They're like emo but instead of being sexy sometimes, they all look equally unappealing and like they rolled off an assembly line except for height, and early on breast size, though later they'll get breast augmentation to become more uniquely identical.
I think cakeys could be rehabilitated into actual humans, and that it's up for debate whether it's worse to be a cakey or maybe just try heroin a few times. Most of them turn into actual human beings if you give them food, attention, take away their make-up, spray them with a water bottle and clap your hands when they try to cake up again.
Those that don't get rehabilitation inevitably wind their way south, farther south than even the south can handle to the anomalous state of florida. Florida is where cakeys that can't be rehabilitated gather in large numbers, a state where you can get a blowjob and your penis looks like an enlarged pH strip from all of the colors that have worn off from one pass of the mouth, and an Andy Worhol by the end.
I don't care for cakeys at all, but I do respect that they have the potential to one day not be cakeys anymore. That is the redeeming quality I see in them, otherwise I wouldn't be able to recognize them as members of the same species and would kill them out of panic and fear much like animals with rabies.
Honestly it isn't the make-up that bothers me as much as trying to adopt the same popular attitudes, memes, manners of speech, ugh, it's making me uncomfortable, there is a human deep inside some of them though, screaming to get out.
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If their looks are fake, so are their personalities. Looks have to start in the mind at some point, right?
Just stay away from them. They're more trouble than they're worth.
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I dont like that look, I've said it before, bleach blonde, spray tan and lips pumped full of cologin are all treads that wish would just go away.
Looks are opinionated, and it's her body her life so really do whatever you want, I'm sure there are guys that think it's super hot look and obviously there are girls that like it but in my opinion it's a lot of time, money, and energy to literally make yourself look worse and it's not even original at this point cause so many women have done it.Evidently, I misunderstood what "foundation" is. Man, I am REALLY bad at makeup. I'm not sure what the specific preferences are in terms of net result, but I, and I think most guys, generally prefer women who don't make appearance the focus of their lives. Sure, we like pretty girls, and makeup can help with that. But (demonstrably) it's tricky, and frankly, if "pretty" is all you have...
Give me a woman who's fun to be around, can hold up her end of a conversation, and knows exactly how seriously to take life, and it won't much matter how she looks.I think it depends on what they pretend to be.
If a woman does this and lives a loose life where she does what and who she pleases then I have no bad thoughts about her.
But if she look like that and gets angree if someone flirts with her or glances at her as if she's some kind of a nun then I find it annoying, because let's be real this kind of look falls under the column of slutty so if a woman wants to look that way she could have the decency to act that way as well.I don’t mind to a point, however some go over the top with it.
you take them home and shag from behind with their face in a pillow.
a few hours later you realise you have your own version of the Shroud of Turin.
with their face left behind on the pillow and body print on your sheets.
If not do OTT, then it’s great look.I dont understand it, I hate it. It is sad to me. First why must you look like everyone else. Second, what's wrong with your own face or hair? Doesn't bleach destory your hair and skin? Especially makeup. Ugh. People want to completely change the way they look. Be happy in your own skin.. Why must women do al this to themselves, yet men don't really do much. Even bleached hair on men makes me cringe. Or if a woman looks amazing in her natural dark hair, and decides to bleach her hair for life..
Says in a raspy Christian Bale voice " I'M BATMAN"!
Honestly if i saw her i would just think to myself does she know it looks like that. But that's only if i. Notived. a lot of things women wear need to be pointed out to me.
Like a woman explained to me how woman paint on bigger lips then they actually have. I never noticed it on any woman before. Now if i'm close enough i can't unsee how many do it.
y'all are a bunch of tricksters. LolReminds me of that episode of The Fresh Prince when Will was locked up in a room with his girl friend. The wig came of, the contacts, fake nails... it was a different person.
I prefer to see a woman in her natural state.
Although I think some make up is OK, but go easy on it. So many women over do it. Oh, and I hate those fake nails. I would want to see the real you, not some fake version of you.The most uncompatible type of girl to me that can be imagined
Futile, overtly dependent, void, hypergamous and interested in money and power above anything.
I dont know how to even talk with a girl like that for more than a minuteYeah for me I've always liked just a really good tan it looks healthier it looks better looks cleaner but that's just the way I see it so I say we should try Tan before they try the makeup
Not a big fan of the fake look. Fake boobs? Nope. Fake lips? Nope. Fake hair? Nope. Fake tan or skin cancer? Nope. Gimme somethin natural like ass with some stress marks
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