Are there treatments to make me look black?

[Mark9807]

I wish I was a black man.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Just because stupid shit pops into your head doesn’t mean you have to post it online.

[IAMNathanael]

I guess in a Q&A website it does. Lol

[Ms_Vanderquack]

@IAMNathanael Just because they do so frequently doesn’t mean they are obligated to do it.

[Dinklex3]

😅😅

[Mark9807]

@Dinklex3 it is an app to ask questions, and I am sincerely asking a question. It is not stupid shit, for something I want to do.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

The fact that it's a sincere question is why it's so stupid.

[IAMNathanael]

Probably. But how effective they'll really be... might just be questionable

[Curmudgeon]

You can't play up being Latino?

[Mark9807]

I'm an ugly Latino. Black men have it really good with dating and hookups. If I looked black I would probably finally have a girlfriend and get laid.

[Curmudgeon]

Really? What part of the country are you in? You might do well out here in California.

[Mark9807]

I'm in California too. You probably missed the part where I'm an UGLY Latino. I wish I was a black man.

[Curmudgeon]

Look at me - am I not the UGLIEST and most dorky Anglo dude you have ever seen? Anyway, greetings from the Sacramento area. But seriously, get the white cowboy hat and a pickup truck with the ranchero music blasting, awesome accordion use.

[NathanDavis]

@Curmudgeon lmfao... is that something you've done? or just seen it

[Curmudgeon]

@NathanDavis I'm way too Anglo to pull that off, but it IS something I have observed, particularly in the Sacramento / San Joaquin Valley Region:
www.youtube.com/watch

[NathanDavis]

@Curmudgeon and this is the old school stuff as well... lol

[Curmudgeon]

@NathanDavis Never have accordions seemed so cool. :D

[NathanDavis]

@Curmudgeon it's very representative of the Norteño music yes, and other styles across the country (Mexico), been here for well over a century because of Germans and Polish, mostly.

[Curmudgeon]

@NathanDavis YES, it does remind me of my late grandparents polka music.

[NathanDavis]

@Curmudgeon exactly right, polka became the tradition in Mexico first (and Southern Texas), then that influence mixed into these other types of music over time,

[In_Trance]

Black guys think you're a busta

[Mark9807]

What are you talking about?

[Anonymous]

Go work in a coal mine.

[msc545]

There are, and they are very dangerous.