How do you give yourself a black eye?

[Anonymous]

[sdrawkcabosmi]

Ever watch Fight Club? Try that.

I once hit myself in the eye with a doorknob by accident.
Someone once dared my to beat myself up for money (Reason #2 I don't drink anymore).
One time I kneed myself in the eye jumping on a trampoline. My teachers thought my stepdad hit me 😑

[Sevenpointfive]

walk down the street in a black neighborhood. oh, shit, i thought you asked how to get a black guy

[Asker]

Hahahahahhahaha lol

[meesegoMoo]

Just shout "f*** off playa home-boy dawg sonnn!" and you'll get both. Just say it quiet enough you don't end up with anything worse.

[Sevenpointfive]

@meesegoMoo true dat dat playa

[meesegoMoo]

Fuh rizzle S-man? be frontin' like that get laid out boiii!

[Sevenpointfive]

@meesegoMoo mmm.. my first time gettin' laid. you better make it special

[meesegoMoo]

Carry poppin' ni**as up in this b***h!

[Sevenpointfive]

@meesegoMoo we can hang ;;)

[PondyPand]

Why? You planning on blaming someone else for your own actions?

[Asker]

Nooo lol ofcourse not. Im wondering because my friend claims she gave herself a black eye and im not fully believing it

[SAMI_DABBAB]

How about not get a black eye and please stay safe 🥺

[Asker]

Awww thats sweet! Im not trying to haha. Maybe i asked the question wrong. What i mean is how could someone so that to themselves in like an accident

[jemismyname]

sometimes i accidentally poke myself in the eye with mah tallywhacker, whilst i'm trying to suck it.

[Playero_Culebra]

Drink a bottle a whiskey and play wwe by your self

[BeMuse]

Oh boy… Some fabricated police report underway...

[Asker]

No!!! I would never hahah

[BeMuse]

Maybe your friend is a klutz and she ran her face into the corner of a dresser why sloppy drunk or something like that. Stuff like that does occasionally happen to some people, but not that often.

[BeMuse]

*while

[BCA6010]

Trying to incriminate someone? Don't do it.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Get beat by a Chinese kid who knows karate

[Luukku]

Wtf? To blame someone?

[Asker]

No its not for me. Im wondering how you can egt a black eye by yourself because my friend said she fot it by herself and i dont believe her

[George090]

Punch ur eye