For the dudes who publicly wear short shorts. How do you keep your manbits from falling out of your shorts?

[Anonymous]

Females can wear short shorts and nothing pops out.

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I wear long shorts

[FunkyMonkee]

I wear these things called, "underwear'.
You wear long shorts? Yeah, I wear pants, too! Every time I have to go to work!
Umm, guess again!! I was in college one afternoon with a female friend of mine, she was wearing short shorts and panties but, the way she was sitting in front of me (left heel on the chair in front of her left ass cheek) caused one of her cute little lips to come out and get some Sun without her knowing it! That was the first of at least 3 lips slips I've seen over the years while girls were wearing short shorts and all WERE wearing panties!!
I wear short shorts because I've worn them all my life and because they are comfy and not hot, like those ugly long "shorts"!! How can they be shorts if they're long?

[Asker]

It is rare to see dudes in short shorts. Lucky you to get such a beautiful view

[FunkyMonkee]

That's because they're all too scared to do it! People have gotten so used to the ankle length bullshit, anything shorter is a sacrilege!

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah! And it WAS BEAUTIFUL!! I even had her skinny dipping with me in my pool that same Summer! I'd swim between her legs and blow bubbles and she loved the way it tickled!!

[Asker]

I respect the fact that your wear short shorts! I am afraid people would harass me. What type of underwear is appropriate for short shorts.

You ate her out in the pool? Was she hot?

[Asker]

You wear*

[FunkyMonkee]

Whatever kind of underwear fits under them@! I usually wear men's bikinis. Tighty whities will work, too.
No, I WISH I could've eaten her out!! That's some GOOOOOOD EATIN;' right there, boy!! DEEEEEEEELICIOUSNESS!! NUUUUUUUTRITIOUSNESS!! We were going to college together and nearly every guy on campus wanted to fuck her!! Marilyn Monroe meets Kim Cattrall meets Debby Harry!! 18 years old and still hardly any pussy hair to get in the way!

[Asker]

Sounds like you had fun in college bro! I hear the 1970’ and 1980’s were awesome

[FunkyMonkee]

The very early `70's were okay, maybe even as far as `74 and the very late 70's when new wave started was pretty good but, the early to mid `80's were GREAT!! It was like the late `60's all over again! The most incredible music ever made came from those two eras!! Mid `70's were boring as fuck!! The lowest cultural point in the history of the planet... well, at least until the past couple years!! And then disco reared its pointless, ugly head!!

[Asker]

I heard people were slimmer and healthier back then. Most people grew their own food and were more physically active. I guess the good times took a break in the mid 1970’s. That is amazing how the 60’s and 80’s were the same. It must have been cool to be a teenager and or young adult back then.

[FunkyMonkee]

Sure was! Sure, there WAS a very dark period for me around `82 to early `85 but, that VERY quickly ended once the band got back together!! We quickly became local superstars!!

[Asker]

You got pics? Sounds like you lived your life back then

[Asker]

U got a point of there! There more like short pants. Long short can be uncomfortable at times. Yeah I do wear long shots

[FunkyMonkee]

Yeah, there's pictures around! Also videos and albums.

[FunkyMonkee]

And, if you mean the kind of "shorts" I'm thinking of, those really baggy ones, what's the bloody point? You might just as well wear a damn skirt!!

[RolandCuthbert]

Most guys are not like Dennis Rodman.

They wear regular size shorts.

[Asker]

Criatiano Ronaldo wears them as well.

[RolandCuthbert]

That's nasty if he does.

Just wear regular size stuff.

[josephinelcajon]

Now thats what I call short shorts 😂

[Asker]

Who?