What fun Cool Halloween Costume could I wear this year that won't excite my fella too much?

[Anonymous]

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I went with the witch out of the wizard of oz. Dressed up later as Dorthy for him, pig tails and all

[Littlejugs99]

Well if you asking for a cool Halloween costume that won't get you repealtly molested by you're guy then avoid the cosplay costumes. You know the ones I mean like Wednesday, black widow, padme, princess leia, supergirl, velma, harley quinn, catwoman, chun li. Also sexy nurse/cheerleader/Catholic schoolgirl/witch/cat/bunny. I went as zombie cheerleader one year same story. Last year I went as the Scarlet Witch, we were late for the party.

[Asker]

I get what you mean

[Chevy1_kb]

Yeah I think you would dress up u would want to excite him he's ure fella dress up in a nice short dress with makeup and hair done high heels with bunny ears or cat ears u wanna excite him I don't have a guy iam single iam buying Uma Thurman's kill bill suit yellow one Bruce lee's suit it really was well am dressing up as her going to a Halloween party at my local I love her so much Uma she's my cherry on top of the icing but yeah u should dress up to excite him DRESS TO IMPRESS 😉

[Anonymous]

Velma

[Asker]

Exactly what I'm trying to avoid lol

[Constatine]

No no.. just do it... .😁 and give your guy a ghost costume with heavy chains... so he can't move much 🤭

[OfMiceandMen]

Goes as the Nun of the 2018 Nun movie. He won't get in the same bed afterwards...

[Daniela1982]

Any one of these.

[Asker]

Isn't that a whole other kknk?

[silyt_ghoest]

go as belle or tiana. they were my favorite disney princesses when i was super young. or you could be the rat from ratatouille and he could be the chef… unless he’s into hair pulling.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Wednesday Addams

[miafryer2004]

I’d want my fella to get excited, wouldn’t you? If you don’t want to dress up in anything sexy than try cosplaying the Scarlet Witch Wanda Maximoff or the Goddess of Death Hela.

[Christoff92]

Princess Jasmine 😉

[Asker]

😆😆😆

[FunkyMonkee]

Dress up like a nun! If he still gets horny and asks for sex, you can tell him, "You know how much sex you're gonna get tonight? Nun!" Or, "I'm just not in the habit of fucking on Halloween."

[dreamstar72]

Copy what your great great grandma wore. Then add make up to look very old. NO I’m not making a remark or fun about age!

[Simslover92]

I was going to say Wednesday but somebody beat me to it.

[smilelots]

Try your birthday suit maybe he won’t even notice that you’re going as Eve

[Sasha0426]

I lol’d 😂

[Luckycharms12]

Why wouldn't you want to tease him that's half the fun drive him crazy tease him not give him what he wants till you are ready

[chrissykerdock]

dress up like a librarian or a cook.

[Mansearching]

Librarian could be hot though. Cook on other hand, might be safe... lol

[Mansearching]

Garfield costume

[DaBiggestBird]

Jurassic World Rexy or Blue suit

[RedInnocent68]

With that attitude, why bother?

[Staximus]

Stay puffed marshmallow man

[strateguy632]

be a pair, you she go he Kim possible

[Red_Arrow]

Why don't you want to excite your fella?

[007kingifrit]

be spongebob and patrick

[robocop666]

Ask a pro cosplayer

[Massageman]

An ugly ghost?

[loveslongnails]

Be the Michelin Tire man.

[CubaPirate]

Morticia Adams perhaps

[BigDog1989]

Why?

[shortster]

This?

[shortster]