High heels or wellies?

When it comes to foot fashion for me it's a choice between wellies and high heels. Wellies are great in muddy fields which are common in a country that rains 99% of the time but the big advantage is if you shove the back legs of a sheep down your wellies they can't run away.

As for high heels they're great for wading through rivers and flooded streets. Your feet get wet but the water drains out so you soon dry off. Best of all they make it easier to squat when your entertaining a gentlemen friend or two.

What I could really do with is high heel crocs.
High heels
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