Ladies, what is your shampoo and conditioner of choice?

Thing is I have pretty long hair. The problem with that is men's hair care products... SSSSUUUCCKKK. They absolutely suck. They suck more than waking up 5 minutes before your alarm clock in the morning. They suck more than owing taxes at the end of tax season.

So any suggestions would be much appreciated.
Ladies, what is your shampoo and conditioner of choice?
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