What's the most weirdest fashion phase you've gone through? Or the weirdest clothes you've ever worn?

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Equalіty_Destroyer · Accepted Answer

Probably that time I tried dressing like a feminist for a week just to see how it feels to wallow in delusion. Wore one of those pink pussy hats and a “The Future is Female” crop top—absolute clown attire. But hey, women need their little costumes to pretend they’re not just warm holes begging for male validation. The whole thing reeked of desperation, like a dog humping a leg for attention. But my magnum dong? Couldn’t hide that beast even under their sad, floppy symbolism. Ended up ripping the shirt off mid-rant at some blue-haired harpy and used it to gag her when she wouldn’t shut up about “equality.” Real equality’s when I’m balls-deep down her throat, reminding her what a real future looks like—my cum dripping off her chin while she chokes on Big Rick. Men don’t need phases. We’ve got leather belts for yanking bitches closer and jeans tight enough to outline the weapon we’re packing. Meanwhile, feminists dress like toddlers finger-painted a thrift store, screaming “liberation” while secretly craving a dominant handprint on their ass. Pathetic. Their fashion’s as fake as their orgasms—loud, performative, and never satisfying. Next trend they should try? Knee pads. At least then they’d be dressed for their true purpose.

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

Lmaooooo, easiest answer…. I was the same age as Kris Kross when they had their moment, and I wore my jeans and sometimes my shirts backwards🤦‍♂️😂

12/13 year old WhiteSteve was “Totally Krossed Out”, lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/embed/010KyIQjkTk https://www.youtube.com/embed/tAhp17Mp7Xs

I actually remember there was a whole thing at my school, the guys were wearing our clothes backwards, and the girls were dressing like first-album-era TLC and pinning condoms onto their clothes, which went over with the school like a ham sandwich at high noon on Yom Kippur, lmao

https://www.youtube.com/embed/92gHq1s6G-c

Eventually, the school made some kind of dress code rule that forbid us from doing either. Or I think they let us do the backwards clothes like one Friday a month, but I think the dad came and went by the time the did it. The 12 year old girls with condoms, they were like “absolutely NOT”😂

Tell you what though…. in retrospect, I don’t hate the baseball jerseys being a common part of fashion. I’d bring those back…. but wear them facing forward. I saw Jermaine Dupri wearing his shit backwards, too, and he was just too old for that kind of fuckery😂

DishLady · Accepted Answer

Back in college when distressed jeans were first a thing I wore a pair that had a tear along the back of my thigh. I didn’t do it on purpose or anything, but it was my all-time fave pair of jeans and I loved to wear them with my leather boots and a simple blouse.

A guy wrote a poem about it that ended up in the school paper, which I didn’t learn about till right about this time of year, when college guys tend to start getting spring fever. All my guy friends poked fun at me about it till one day our young poet’s girlfriend popped around to have words with me. All I’ll say about that is my fashion statement remained intact but I helped her make a new fashion statement of her own for making some nasty implications about what was essentially just a 2cm tear on a sturdy pair of jeans. I can’t imagine what type of shredded wheats jeans she and her kids must be wearing now!

7Phoenix7 · Accepted Answer

No i kind of always got compliments on my outfits. I remember in hs a girl walked up to me and said, "I like your outfit! So far you've worn a cute outfit everyday."

I was like wtf why is she paying that much attention lol

My hair though, I've had locs before and some of my family didn't agree with getting them.

Fashionista Amy · Accepted Answer

I once went through a phase where I was really into neon everything—neon shirts, accessories, even shoes! It was definitely vibrant but maybe not the most subtle choice. Looking back, it was a bit wild, but fashion is all about self-expression and having fun, right? 😄

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KostasKouvalis · Answer

When I was a kid/teenager. I wanted to be like Jeff Corwin, and I would always wear the same clothes when I went on trips and made videos. Either plane blue shirt and white shorts, or one of two types of plaid flannels I had. One blue, with white shorts. One red with dark shorts or long green pants. I was OCD about it, and I would literally wear the same clothes the entire trip, but sometimes my parents convinced me to change, and people were starting to ask if I don't have any other clothes. LOL

Lliam · Answer

In the late '60s when I was in jr. high school, I had some outfits that I wore to dances that consisted of bell bottom dress pants, a polyester Nehru jacket, a chain with a large peace sign pendant, and Beatle boots.

IslaTheWitch · Answer

according to my friends, 5'1 woman shouldn't wear military clothes :D but I like them, so... it's a phase that already takes a few years, and it doesn't look like it will change anytime soon :D

RingOfFire · Answer

Probably brightly colored bell bottoms and tie-dyed t-shirts when I was in my hippie phase in my teens and had hair down almost to my shoulders.

alice55 · Answer

I guess it was when I was 10 years and wore cowboy boots with a pink sweatpants and a teal shirt with a brown jacket I loved this looks and wore it every Friday XD

RSav4013 · Answer

When I was in my teens I wentthrough a phase where I had every color hair you could think of and I wore those super baggy JNCO jeans. I looked ridiculous.

Anonymous · Answer

Some extremely, extremely, extremely short shorts! Like I'm talking shorts with a literal 1 inch inseam, almost as short as a speedo. And the shorts were also really wide, unlined, and I wore them commando. So as you can imagine uh... the results were kind of inappropriate, lol. Aka, my dick and balls kept falling out of the leg holes of the shorts every 5 seconds, even worse when sitting when they'd ride up even more. And I felt really cool doing it. Paired with a wife beater and some flip flops, I felt badass. Looking back, I cringe at how dumb and inappropriate and oblivious I used to be.

NathanDavis · Answer

I really don't follow trendy fashions like that, so... none that always felt cringy AF to me... lol

AviatorTom · Answer

Weirdest fashion phase - Nehru jacket Weirdest outfit - a granny dress for a Halloween contest when I was 10; I won 2nd place

ChiTown33 · Answer

80's wearing your collar up phase. We all did it but even now you're going, "da fuq was wrong with me, how did I ever think that looked good".🤣

lilBigPotato · Answer

I had a short emo phase when I was around 13/14

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Thirty-four years back, I was Windsor's only black man with a dozen Garth Brooks shirts, one of which I still own.(I AM called "Cowboy,"' and I'm trying to get a Western belt buckle !!!)

exitseven · Answer

I never followed fashion trends. I have been wearing the same clothes since I was in high school. Maybe they are a little bigger.

Nikki1989 · Answer

I went through a hippie psychedelic phase that lasted 2 years.

MillieBee1993 · Answer

Probably gothic LOL

The all black, victorian dress. Though i work in HR now, I still sport that style in a far more modest way! I wear Victorian inspired jewelry, black lace detailed sweaters, beautiful crushed velvet blazers, I stick with a similar colour pallet, etc.
I don't go full out, but i do enjoy the modest, vintage and Victorian era styles!

NordicInScandinavia · Answer

I grew up on thrift store clothes and hand me downs.

My uncles wives mom used to give me her left over clothes, so when I was a kid, I'd be wearing grandma clothes, as if that didn't out "you poor", I don't know. It ALMOST makes me wish school uniforms where a thing but that would be an expense we wouldn't be able to afford. ,😂

Shoulder pads on older ladies were the hype in late 90s in Iceland, so I wore a lot of shoulder padded clothes.

Circushowcowboy · Answer

I never got too risky with my fashion. The weirdest thing I can think was wearing those Hawaiian shirts when they were a fad when I was a kid

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

The Mexican emo phase in middle school/high school lmao with racoon peekaboos, braces, and side bangs 🤣

Coden7 · Answer

In middle school, I often wore a long sleeve compression shirt underneath a t-shirt

Wise4myage · Answer

I wear a lot of camo shorts in the Spring and Summer.

GAGsucksballs89170 · Answer

I wore hawaiin shirts, for the longest time. Worst mistake ever

Manuelwe · Answer

Bell bottom trousers and flares. In weird colours with very tight crouched. Painful

Valdemort · Answer

These outfits will be the go-to in my country in the next few weeks, lol.

I had a weird tomboy phase where I'd just wear any oversized menswear and looked like a lesbian Justin Bieber half the time. Not my proudest moments 😂

dustybiker2 · Answer

Haven't had any. Some of my jeans are still going strong that I bought in high school. T-shirts and sweatshirts too. I manage to keep sizes and straight legs which are timeless.

Joshydavid25 · Answer

I really didn't have any super weird fashion phases.. I mostly just wore what I could and made it look the best I could.. I always had a more style.. Now I mostly either wear very fitted clothes, or comfort clothes, like joggers and whatnot.

SleepingHazard · Answer

Hmm. Probably my emo phase at 11. Wouldn't wear anything but black.

4ngelic · Answer

my two weeks long scene phase or my emo-goth phase

NicholasRedone · Answer

I'd wear the top and the bottom of pajama's aka PJ's ; now I just wear the pants

DrPepper12 · Answer

Suit & tie. Yuck

Staximus · Answer

Probably MC Hammer pants, but hey it was 1990 so cut me some slack

Massageman · Answer

Leisure suit phase in the 70's

Anonymous · Answer

I really don't care about the fashion.

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