What are some things I could say to tease tall people?

[Anonymous]

Tall people are always teasing about my height (not in a mean way) and usually I don't know what to do or say when they tease me. I want to say something smart back, but I can't find anything to tease on tall people. Any help? And no rude answers. Like I said before, it's like fun teasing

[InquisitiveMale]

One day I'm going to reach up and punch you in the knee.

If they're a guy... I'm not the only "small" one around here.

[InquisitiveMale]

or use the good ol' faithful... "I'm not short, I'm fun sized" comeback.

[cavmanier]

So a tall guy walked into a bar. No, he actually hit his head when he tried walking into the bar.

I tried haha

[COCOCHANEL]

how about "i could climb you like a ladder"

[Asker]

LOL nice one

[oappo]

Tip: Don't use any type of weather related teasing. Chances are he's heard it multiple times and finds it annoying.

[Asker]

I know. That's why I'm asking this

[THE_Godfather]

Hey slim, get your head out of the clouds.

[jbmd91]

How's the weather up there?