Does anyone have any buttcrack stories?

[Anonymous]

Here’s an example: This is a true story staring me sadly. I was at school todAy and dropped my pencil. I bent over to pick it up and I could tell my butt was showing. I sit next to my crush and when I look up at her her eyes are big looking at me grossed out. I then noticed she must have seen my butt.

[TerraLina]

Lol.. weird question but i got one


I used to wax my brother-in-laws back
(He is hairy and he doesn’t like it) so he always shave his upper body.
Anyway, i was shaving his back and his pants were falling, could see his buttcrack, decide to put the wax a little bit lower than usual and then rip it off.


Its a bit mean. But it was funny. His reaction was priceless. We still laugh about it to this day.

[Anonymous]

At my house me and my dad were playing on our trampoline. There were many twigs and stuff on the trampoline so I had to help him clean up. While we were cleaning, we had to bend over and squat and stuff. When my pants and underwear are falling down I usually cannot feel it. When I bent over to throw the twigs and leaves away, my dad said, nice plumbers butt. Your champion underwear is falling. I can see your wasteband, and almost your whole butt! After that, I tried to fix it but my butt
Was showing again when I tried my shoe. After that, he said good gosh! Look at your butt! After that I pulled my underwear up but I couldn't tell if my pants were still down. Later he said nice black champion underwear.

[Anonymous]

When I had an event in middle school to make a paper turkey, I saw scraps on the floor. I decided to pick up the scraps to clean the classroom. I went down on one knee to pick up all of the scraps. Also, a female teacher was RIGHT BEHIND ME when I went on one knee and my buttcrack was showing. After seeing it, the female teacher said “Pull up your pants, your buttcrack is showing!”. I thought she said something else so I ignored her. When I threw them in the trash, the female teacher said that again and I heard that easily the second time.

[BC900]

One summer, I was at a public pool and was wearing swim shorts which were kind of loose. Everyone was jumping off a diving board and I went up to take a turn. After jumping, I reached the bottom of the pool which was very deep and pushed myself up to the surface. I floated for a couple of minutes before another dude tapped on my shoulder and told me to pull up my shorts. I felt well over half of my crack out of my shorts. Later when the pool was closing, I used the ladder to get out and started patting my self dry when a group of girls and boys were walking by laughing and one of them shouted out buttcrack! I thought this for someone else until I started drying my back and shorts and that's when I felt that my crack was so out. Can't say it wasn't embarrassing but I felt daring and pulled up my shorts, leaving a couple inches showing while walking shirtless back home.

[Loluke34]

In the cafe at school I was sitting down, and then someone camp up to me and said pull up your pants