I spent $2,300 on my goddess. She ordered 2 bottles of the finest Champagne and mooned me and let me touch her butt cheek with my lips. With my LIPS! I felt her butt with my lips. I imagined dancing her in the clouds, never to ever again. But her butt cheek is still on my lips. I will never wash my lips again.
I hate simps TBH. They suck balls. A guy should protect you, not serve you and kiss your ass.
😅😂 playa got played lol I’m looking for wimps
Easy way to score drinks. Just dress like a skank and look for pathetic guys in suits. You should hop though if they get all weird and expect too much.
Gotta be straight to the point lol
lol, very true. Being straight on the point is probably what most simps want. Go find your simps and make some guys happy
Simps are over rated 😅
lol. So are devil horns in a profile pic but we can't all be perfect ;) lol
😅 to be fair it’s one of the nicest pics I have lol but I guess your right
Well, I guess you do look awfully cute in it, so an exception can be made.
Aww thanks 😅 that avatar suits you nicely
I know right, that black shirt on white nothingness is very memorable, lol. The truth is that I am fairly new on this site and usually I am not big on detailing my profile overall.
Definitely 😅 and I feel that lol I’m also new
Oh, well then somebody should welcome you to the site.So far, it seems like a good site and some good people are on here and your wit sounds perfect for most questions on here. Just beware of over-rated simps, lol
😅😂 well I’m glad you got to welcome me and not some weirdo lol and thanks
How do you know I am not a weirdo? I might be right outside your window now, lol
😂 I guess all have to take my chances lol
lol, good choice and hopefully the right choice. by the way, it is a little cold out here
😂 I’d say come in but everyone’s sleeping lol
lol, I thought you were a risk taker? Let's wake the entire fucking house up, lol
😅 you wanna come through the window or door 😂
Probably the window, it is a quicker than the door
Okay 😅 come on in 😂
I broke your window 🙀
😂 no one woke up so your good lol
lol, shhhh. Don't be too loud or everybody will hear you and think something is happening between us in here.
😅 it’s not my fault you stepped on my toe 😂they can think what they wanna think
Well why was your toe under my foot? lol, it would be an interesting conversation to have the next morning with them to explain why you yelled out in pain during the night.
Why was your foot above my toe and I’m sure I’d think of something 😅
I was too busy breaking your window to look at where your toe was.Hmmm, if my mom taught me anything, it was that the woman is always right so how do I make your toe feel better?
It will be fine after some rest just don’t go kicking it in your sleep 😅😂
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Under what conditions
whatever you desire :)
I’m broke would what we have fix that at all
Sadly i don't think so. If only i did.
They can be 😅 and what would you want lol
Follow my profile, I wanna talk there :)
It’s like being in love without the love
A you want them to worship you pretty much
Bow down to your leader 😅😂
Lol good luck with that
I’m honestly just bored lol
Lol never know now a days what people are looking for. I know feeling bored myself
At least can watch Netflix or somthing im working