Looking for a simp…?

xxalyz

Xper 3 Age: 28

Looking for someone to simp over me

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TurboKid Follow
Explorer Age: 46 , mho 64%

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Oh dear goddess, let me gaze at your eyes. They are like the stars and moon. I could be mesmerized by your eyes forever. Here, let me buy you some drinks. Scratch that. Bartender, put everything she orders on my tab. Please let me kiss your ass some more. Just bend over and moon me. I just need to reach with my lips until my lips make contact with your butt cheek. Then I can write a poem about it.

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- xxalyz
  
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  Love it
  
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- TurboKid
  
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  I spent $2,300 on my goddess. She ordered 2 bottles of the finest Champagne and mooned me and let me touch her butt cheek with my lips. With my LIPS! I felt her butt with my lips. I imagined dancing her in the clouds, never to ever again. But her butt cheek is still on my lips. I will never wash my lips again.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Oh wow
  
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- TurboKid
  
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  I hate simps TBH. They suck balls. A guy should protect you, not serve you and kiss your ass.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😅😂 playa got played lol I’m looking for wimps
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Simps
  
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- TurboKid
  
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  Easy way to score drinks. Just dress like a skank and look for pathetic guys in suits. You should hop though if they get all weird and expect too much.
  
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SummusImperator Follow
Xper 4 Age: 29 , mho 59%

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Well, at least you are being completely honest about the type of guy you want, lol

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- xxalyz
  
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  Gotta be straight to the point lol
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  lol, very true. Being straight on the point is probably what most simps want. Go find your simps and make some guys happy
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Simps are over rated 😅
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  lol. So are devil horns in a profile pic but we can't all be perfect ;) lol
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😅 to be fair it’s one of the nicest pics I have lol but I guess your right
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  Well, I guess you do look awfully cute in it, so an exception can be made.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Aww thanks 😅 that avatar suits you nicely
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  I know right, that black shirt on white nothingness is very memorable, lol. The truth is that I am fairly new on this site and usually I am not big on detailing my profile overall.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Definitely 😅 and I feel that lol I’m also new
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  Oh, well then somebody should welcome you to the site.
  So far, it seems like a good site and some good people are on here and your wit sounds perfect for most questions on here. Just beware of over-rated simps, lol
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😅😂 well I’m glad you got to welcome me and not some weirdo lol and thanks
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  How do you know I am not a weirdo? I might be right outside your window now, lol
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😂 I guess all have to take my chances lol
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  lol, good choice and hopefully the right choice. by the way, it is a little cold out here
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😂 I’d say come in but everyone’s sleeping lol
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  lol, I thought you were a risk taker? Let's wake the entire fucking house up, lol
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😅 you wanna come through the window or door 😂
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  Probably the window, it is a quicker than the door
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Okay 😅 come on in 😂
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  I broke your window 🙀
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😂 no one woke up so your good lol
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  lol, shhhh. Don't be too loud or everybody will hear you and think something is happening between us in here.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  😅 it’s not my fault you stepped on my toe 😂they can think what they wanna think
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  Well why was your toe under my foot? lol, it would be an interesting conversation to have the next morning with them to explain why you yelled out in pain during the night.
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Why was your foot above my toe and I’m sure I’d think of something 😅
  
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- SummusImperator
  
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  I was too busy breaking your window to look at where your toe was.
  Hmmm, if my mom taught me anything, it was that the woman is always right so how do I make your toe feel better?
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  It will be fine after some rest just don’t go kicking it in your sleep 😅😂
  
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Kaneki05 Follow
Master Age: 25 , mho 32%

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i would rather be your slave, wait umm i said nothing!

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- xxalyz
  
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  Under what conditions
  
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- Kaneki05
  
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  whatever you desire :)
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  I’m broke would what we have fix that at all
  
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- Kaneki05
  
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  Sadly i don't think so. If only i did.
  
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Still-alive Follow
Master Age: 42

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k

"oh asker you're so hot. show dem tatas. you want massage? yes?"

did i do right?

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Cowboy6666 Follow
Master Age: 37

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Simps are over rated :P
and What I am going to get from ya :P

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- xxalyz
  
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  They can be 😅 and what would you want lol
  
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- Cowboy6666
  
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  Follow my profile, I wanna talk there :)
  
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Luckycharms12 Follow
Guru Age: 32

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Simp over you? I've never heard of that before

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- xxalyz
  
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  It’s like being in love without the love
  
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- Luckycharms12
  
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  A you want them to worship you pretty much
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Bow down to your leader 😅😂
  
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- Luckycharms12
  
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  Lol good luck with that
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  I’m honestly just bored lol
  
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- Luckycharms12
  
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  Lol never know now a days what people are looking for. I know feeling bored myself
  
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- xxalyz
  
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  Yeah 😅😂
  
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- Luckycharms12
  
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  At least can watch Netflix or somthing im working
  
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2021biguy Follow
Yoda Age: 58

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Lol have you found anyone yet?

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Shihab91 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 34

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hahahahhahaahhahahahaha

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Andre911 Follow
Xper 1 Age: 28

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Still looking?

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Slim57 Follow
Master Age: 33

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537 opinions shared on Flirting topic.

Shouldn't be hard on the internet

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Static_In_The_Attic Follow
Master Age: 44 , mho 40%

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Outstanding!

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grega239 Follow
Guru Age: 34

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Go to twitch

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In_Trance Follow
Master Age: 28

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1.7K opinions shared on Flirting topic.

Ya ok

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Batuthekhan Follow
Xper 6 Age: 34

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add me

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