How good are you at flirting?

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OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

Oh, I can read people well enough that I can get women really confused and frustrated with me while they go from laughing to "wait, what?" at 100 mph. And at the end of it I've avoided telling them almost anything of substance they want to know about me. Curiosity is women's Kryptonite, LOL. Always leave them wanting more. Never overstay your welcome. Have fun with it. Never be mean or defensive. If she's coming back at you, assume she's trying to be playful too. Make her spit out her drink. If the answer is no, make a gracious exit. Next...

Zack-Bann · Accepted Answer

Mostly I need to hold back because people assume most of what I say is flirting for some reason. And then I talk to you. And I have nothing to hold back 😏

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Very. Especially when i know just how to make someone flush. Like leaning in close to @AmourHoney, breathing her in and letting my breath got across her neck, whispering sweet nothings

ShivaniPandey · Accepted Answer

I try to flirt but sometimes it goes over the limit, sometimes I rosted unknowingly, even sometimes it became fight

AviatorTom · Answer

I'm not very good at flirting. I'm either too blunt or not blunt enough. 🙄

TrimmedTip · Answer

I like to think I’m pretty good at flirting—mostly just keeping it fun and natural. No cheesy lines, just good vibes and a little charm. How about you?

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Me: Hey look at this smol fiddler crab.
Her: It jiggles.
Me: Yis.
Her: This means its a boob.
Me: Yis.
Her: Touch my crabs.
Me: You ruined it and I'm leaving
Her: Nooooooooooo.
Me: Love you too.

This was an actual conversation with a girl who hit on me a lot. The crab was a dark souls enemy, we we were co-oping ds3 and it glitched on the terrain and made the crab jiggle violently.

it didn't workout unfortunately.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't think I'm that good at it. I will flirt probably just subconsciously, but not that well. Mainly it'll just be nervous energy.

Trying to be the dorky clueless guy who flirts (as a joke)... a little. I generally don't flirt back, as I'm too busy trying to figure out why she's flirting (or being nice) or what joke that is probably being played, on me. Of course, I almost NEVER get flirted with, so almost never.

Tarifa · Answer

Notoriously bad. Full of insecurities. The first times I have approached a girl were with a mix of butterflies in the stomach and trembling legs. Once things click into place and attraction is mutual, I relax.

EzraIsShy76028 · Answer

Not in the slightest... I'm awkward even when it comes to just making regular friends, even more awkward when it comes to things like flirting, lol.

Ogilvey · Answer

I’ve never flirted with a woman in my whole life. Instead I just speak to them in a normal manner. It would begin with small talk and if she is still interested, we would speak about other topics. In my experience, the less you attempt to flirt, the less of a creep you come off as and if you just treat her like a normal human being, the more likely she will be willing to have a conversation with you. Even though it’s not intended to lead to anywhere, it’s nice just to make a friend.

SeekerOfTruth007 · Answer

It has been 20 years since i even bothered to try. I couldn't give two shits in a pot what a woman thinks of me. I learned very early in life that women simply are not worthy of my time.

alice55 · Answer

I'm pretty shit but the only things I need to do is wear a crop top and smile because I'm physically attractive so xD

Account · Answer

There is noone I know that is more terrible than me.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

Apparently I create the most interesting results by not explicitly flirting! 🤦‍♂️😆

7Phoenix7 · Answer

I don't know... I'm great at being me though lol...

Cormac995 · Answer

I flirt about as well as the nerd kid in a children's cartoon.

WonderingManII · Answer

@thegreenyogi I am not good at it. At first I thought your question was how good are you at farting. LOL

Shiprex · Answer

If I know the person it can become quite toasty but ONLY platonically and not with a stranger.

NicholasRedone · Answer

It's a wonder why I'm single with the women eyes that I get

exitseven · Answer

I have been married for along time but I can remember doing a decent job at it.

DonaldDarko · Answer

Not good at all. Women want you to have "game" and I don't like playing games.

RingOfFire · Answer

From my grandfather to my father, unfortunately I come from a long line of old men who couldn't turn it off. Poor waitresses!

Babygirl_S · Answer

As an innocent woman, I usually just smile while Satan’s favourites might be spanking or touching or trying to rape?

MOUTHWASHING · Answer

Im very bad. The only thing that works for me is my humour which is my strong point. However it is kind of difficult to make jokes when all people have turned (especially young females) woke

berrytired · Answer

It depends what his level of interest is. If I like someone and they don't like me I'm too intense, but otherwise I'm a good conversationalist, entertaining, come across as quirky. Jokes are a hit or a miss

Phoenix98 · Answer

I don't really flirt I just talk naturally and speak the truth.

Joshydavid25 · Answer

I can be if the flow is right.. Sometimes I can even seen like I'm flirting when I'm not..

Grimraed · Answer

Depends on the day you catch me. Sometimes I flirt as well as an Italian poet. Others, as well as a brick wall.

Oldschool1981 · Answer

I suck at it but my wife can pick up guys like a magnet.

Anonymous · Answer

I've never tried it, metoo statutes and all that  I've had relationships where in they hadn't made a move I wouldn't have picked the signs even everyone else could see

BDRick · Answer

Too good. I equate to a 90s romcom movie, but it doesn’t work because I’m not attractive like Jake from 16 Candles

Guanfei · Answer

I could give a love potion to a girl, and flirt with her, and she would rather marry a cow dung.

Anonymous · Answer

No. I'm terrible at every aspect of dealing with women.

msc545 · Answer

I used to be a bit too good at it. Now I don't do it at all.

Iron_Man · Answer

I think I’m good don’t forget to like this comment laughing out loud joke

Staximus · Answer

Not very good, I'm pretty oblivious unless the woman is right in my face

CaptainSmartass · Answer

I haven't tried yet, but I would probably be shit at it. Simples...

dragoblack · Answer

I'm as smooth as sandpaper, which is why i show interest with my actions.

Blackcat1952 · Answer

I wouldn't know I never bothered But if I did try probably ultimate fail

crazy_butterfly · Answer

I'm good, but sometimes people think I'm flirting even when I'm not😭

Godihateyou · Answer

I'm so good I have to tell people I'm just being nice. I'm married and an old curmudgeon.

fish5505_87 · Answer

I thought I was fair!. Then I got married. I am an amateur now!

msg321 · Answer

I don't know but I think you are an expert at it. Aren't you?

Panthero80 · Answer

Sometimes people tell me I am flirting when I think I am being nice.

Anonymous · Answer

apparently not good. i scare everyone away and the ladies just kinda ghost me

Simslover92 · Answer

Horrible lol

katiesmuff · Answer

Was pretty good at it.

beenherebefore · Answer

Terrible honestly.

douride2 · Answer

I suck at flirting.

Anonymous · Answer

Really good but only flirts with girl I like.  Like u🥰

ilistengood · Answer

I'm good at it because it's fun.

MannMitAntworten · Answer

Don’t know? What are you doing this evening?

jeta33 · Answer

I am so bad at flirting

zagor · Answer

Pretty bad, at least at closing the deal.

Dongie · Answer

So subtle it goes unnoticed. Or ignored!

Demi00 · Answer

Not too bad, made me a lot of money.

chocolatetwopointo · Answer

never tried it, but id be awful i think

RedInnocent69 · Answer

How do you judge really?

Jerre · Answer

Usually pretty good

Anonymous · Answer

Im okay at it , but I’m not a pro.

Anonymous · Answer

Meh, I don't even know how to flirt :/

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Maybe if I'm high

RedTiefling · Answer

Pretty good

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