If a girl asks you just before Xmas 'where's my present?' What's your answer?

[Babyapple]

If this is asked in a cute but slightly cheeky way, what would you answer a girl you fancy?

[Anonymous]

I tell her she can have it when my friends Tro and Jan are finished wrapping it because they are the only ones I trust to wrap it right.

[Babyapple]

But what would she answer to that?

[aMuse]

"In my pants"

[Babyapple]

And what would she reply so that you still fancy her afterward (and not just for a quick one?)

[aMuse]

If she was a witty girl that liked to give me sh*t, then she'd say something like, "it must be pretty small", though I don't know if every guy would find that as humorous as me. hahaha =P I'd retort with something clever I'm sure. =D If she said something like, "uhhh you're such a guy..." and then said something about my cock, then I'd tease her about having a dirty mind. I never said anything about that. Pssshh you're not getting me naked before the end of this date. =P To which see takes it

[aMuse]

as a challenge. Use your imagination. I like to play around like that, but not every guys does. =)

[Babyapple]

Lol no I somehow can't see many guys finding that funny :D might actually need to do some research on that - I'll keep you posted ;)

[aMuse]

Well I know I'm not small, that's why I'd get a laugh out of it... It'd be more of a, you're bad maniacal laugh, not really a ha ha laugh. =P Anyway, it opens up opportunities for her to feel around in my pockets or whatever. lol You get the idea. =P

[regenderate]

Where's mine?

[Babyapple]

She asked first ;)

[Yeahhbro]

i will be like here is your gift..between my legs.

[Babyapple]

And what would she answer? So that you would still fancy her, not just for a quick one?

[Anonymous]

If a guy said that to me I would kiss him

[Babyapple]

That's so cute :))

[Anonymous]

"there is none."

[Babyapple]

Lol OK. Not even if you fancy her?

[Opinion Owner]

If I like her I'll tell her "her it is", while pointing to myself, and ask her if she wants me to wrapp me up.

[Opinion Owner]

*here

[Babyapple]

And would you still fancy her or would you just think she easy if she asked you something like that?

[Opinion Owner]

you shouldn't be so direct. If anything you could ask "I'm thinking I can be the Xmas present for my crush. Do you think I should wrapp myself? Always smiling."