Any Russians here? What is Khlav Kalash?

[John_Doesnt]

I'd like to make a bowl of Khlav Kalash. And where can I buy some crab juice?

[the-mad-german]

actually that meal just exist in "the simpsons"...

there is a armenian meal called "Kalafkalsch" and this is just hamburger meat with onions on a skewer, but its not russian at all.

[bloodmountain1990]

Eww Mountain Dew