How do I milk women?

[Anonymous]

I don't have any cows in my area and I'm running out of milk so I decided that women are my next best bet. Women are interesting creatures that can produce milk but the only problem is I dont know how.

[jshm2]

You don't.

You buy vegan milk instead, you dunce. It's made from nuts and grain.

Human milk is sour as it's rich in digestive enzymes. Mainly as human babies can't break down milk proteins fast enough to digest.

[Asker]

I like sour candy though so sour milk doesn't sound so bad. I just want to know how I can milk a woman cause I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to squish their nipples like cows.

[Anonymous]

You suckle on their nipples.

[Asker]

Thank you for the tip. I feel grown now

[Opinion Owner]

You're welcome

[exitseven]

Go on the internet and look for sites about breastfeeding. You will have all the answers.

[Anonymous]

Ah, that was a good laugh.

[Asker]

I'm serious. There aren't any cows in my area.

[IronsKev]

Sure you have a shop where you can buy milk

[ChefPapiChulo]

Try being not creepy and insane