How do you react to a bone in your mouth?

[purplepoppy]

We've all been there, everything's going fine and the next minute you can feel a prick in your mouth. You realise you've got a bone but how do you deal with it?

I crunch down and swallow

I instantly spit the whole lot out

I discreetly work it to the corner of my mouth and remove with a napkin

I don't eat fish because I'm scared of bones.

I've never had a bone in my mouth

[ChrisMaster69]

I had this the other week.

felt it jab into my mouth.

gave it a check out with my tongue, slowly tracing over it just to confirm it was hard.

i then used my tongue more to try and tease it out, slowly and gently.

with a bit of tongue action I managed to slowly move it to my lips, where it was just tip of the bone.

then finished it with my fingers and a napkin, making sure the napkin covered it from anyone noticing.

[AviatorTom]

When eating fish, I try to detect bones before I pick up a mouthful of the fish, and leave any bones or bone pieces on the plate. That doesn't always work and I sometimes end up with a piece of bone in my mouth. I then try to discreetly separate the bone from the meat and politely spit it out into a napkin. Occasionally, the bone gets stuck in my teeth and I have to use a finger to free it.

[petitedollbabee]

Usually puts me off my food, and I don’t really eat meats that have bones in it. Mostly stick to beef (steaks, mince) which is boneless for the most part.

[WhitneySnow]

I voted C. It happens with chicken too.

[DonkeyDan]

Discreetly work it to the corner of my mouth and then remove it with a napkin whilst mopping my lips without anyone noticing. You may not believe this, but at my school we had dinner table etiquette lessons.

[MrHopper]

Joys of not eating meat is i dont have to worry about this, can't recall what i did when i did eat meat though, i suspect just pull it out all slimey with my juices and slip it back down onto the plate...

[bean2k21]

I've been known to handle this diplomatically. I'll just say "Listen, I really appreciated the cocaine, but I'm just not into the boy stuff."

[PolarDip]

Chomp it as loudly as possible then spit it out aggressively to assert dominance.

[IsoUser]

I just take restaurants napkin and spit it out into the napkin, It rarely happens though.

[Charliefretz329]

If it’s soft enough I chew it up, if not I reach into the mess and retrieve

[Dormiensmortem]

Spit it out and make a dagger out of it to prepare for my next sacrificial virgin.

[FunkyMonkee]

It depends on whose bone we're talking about, sailor!

[Anonymous]

Only woke up like this one time and I was shocked and let him finish

[exitseven]

I thought you were talking about something else.

[Andres77]

Like, while I'm sleeping?

[Sparkie460]

I just pull the bone out

[wagsingle]

I deep throat it and swallow.

[Zolly99999]

Spit it out so you don't choke

[SeekingVirginWife]

I am eating chicken legs, what's the problem?

[jimmy2]

One has to split it out or they risk chocking

[Pete671]

Bite it and spit it out,,,

[Anonymous]

Hey, I got a bone of my own!

[Creampiekarl420]

Swallow.