Any suggestions as to what to do when I get the big mac meal?

I manage to pull my first non-bearded female in several years online recently by convincing her i am one half of daft punk, she is cross-eyed so i figured by putting an old pc monitor on my head i could get away with it. The problem is it may be stuck and I had arranged to take her for a nice meal at a fancy place (McDonalds i think) Any suggestions as to what to do when i get the big mac meal?
Any suggestions as to what to do when I get the big mac meal?
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