How do you catch a chicken?

[bean2k21]

You're out on your off-grid homestead, and you need some supper. Trouble is, you've got catch it first.

After surveying the nearby highway for road kill, you come empty-handed.

So, time to use that brain God give you and find an impeckable strategy. What ingenious ways would you come up with to catch that chicken, without violating its civil rights?

Cock a doodle don’t.

Updates

+1 y

y'all know I"m talking about dark meat, right?

[purplepoppy]

You just pick them up. They're not zombie ostriches, they're chickens.

[bean2k21]

I went up to her and said "You're the chick and i have the nuggets." But she didn't seem impressed.

[valentina4eva]

oh noes!!😱 i would dress up in my chicken suit 🐔🧍🏻‍♀️ and then use my specialty chicken magnet 🐓🧲 to collect them all up!! easyyyy🙃🙃

[bean2k21]

*sir

[valentina4eva]

why would i call a chicken sir tho?🤔🤔🐓

[bean2k21]

@valentina4eva Yeah, go away for a few months and come back here a trash-talking smart ass. That'll earn you zero points in my book.

[valentina4eva]

i’m not trash-talking!!😖

[valentina4eva]

how do i earn points? ?😬😬🤔🤔

[bean2k21]

@valentina4eva Pray to bean2k21

[AviatorTom]

I'd hit the chicken in the legs with an eco-friendly slingshot to bring it down, then grab it by the neck.

[exitseven]

it is like this.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/q7cDQY9wVF8

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[AddylynnNightingale]

I open my arms and let them walk towards me.

[Phoenix98]

You grab it and pick it up or if that doesn't work be faster then it lol.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Crouch walk. Like a duck

[bean2k21]

Sounds sociopathic.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

By duck, I meant like how you’re supposed to go in front of them and pick them up but their thighs/belly

[Dinosaursandanime65]

As if your a waiter and your holding a large steel plate

[Dinosaursandanime65]

*you're

[AlperEngin93]

by feeding them

[billluc69]

lay out a puss puss trap

[Preeti161101]

I never catched

[KrakenAttackin]

.22 rifle.