How frequently do you take a dump?

Beautyblossom2

Xper 4 Age: 23

its ok nobody's gonna know what u voted. Just be realistic, even if u do it excessively/very less

go ahead😁

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I'm regretting asking this now😵had no idea people would get so excited on this subject🥴

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TheSpaceGnome Follow
Master Age: 39

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672 times per millisecond, but it all gets sent through a spacetime rift in my butt, so you never see any of it.

Somewhere there is an alternate universe made up of nothing but my poop and old copies of the E. T. video game.

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  Landfill of et games and your poop... You must feel stuck in a body of a 36 Yr old😂😂😟😟 I can imagine you with that RAPTOR face doing an evil laugh as u say this👹😆
  
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- TheSpaceGnome
  
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  Lmfao xD
  
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Anonymous
(45 Plus)

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Why do they call it "taking a dump" and not leaving a dump? I mean you're not really taking it anywhere... funk Dat!😆
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z72CNy9GLq0

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  Just like how you "take" a test not "give" it 🤷‍♀️ English makes no sense sometimes

Anonymous
(36-45)

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I’m thankful to have a good functioning digestive system. Caffeine and whole wheat grains help with that. Therefore, a couple of times in the morning.

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  Damn. WOW. You're beating Anonymous no.1 who's 18-24👏👏
  
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PBandJ_Nerd Follow
Guru Age: 26 , mho 51%

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Sometimes it's only once and other days it's a few times. I want to get one of those "I pooped today" t-shirts.

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Static_In_The_Attic Follow
Master Age: 44 , mho 40%

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I usually make a deposit or drop the kiddies off at the pool once a day.

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Anonymous
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Once or twice a day on average. Sometimes every other day.

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DerekC321 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 29

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I need to take a dump at least twice a day.

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  "at LEAST twice" woah🌟
  
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- DerekC321
  
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  Yes, usually twice. Especially in the evening I need to go bad and it's rather large
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  @DerekC321 YEAH💪💩💥💩💥
  
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- DerekC321
  
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  Lol not so fun if I back up the toilet 😭. My logs are really large for some reason and they clog the toilet way too often 🪠🪠
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  @DerekC321 OMG Stawwpppp😖.. Tmi😵😵
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  @DerekC321 it's ok😅u don't have to cry over it or feel bad (if u do) you're a guy n it's natural.. Your digestive system works fine.. Maybe it's just that the toilets are too small🤷‍♀️
  
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- DerekC321
  
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  Yes, you're right, guys have bigger dumps than girls. As a girl at least you don't have to worry about that kind of thing 🙂
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  Well I'm not sure about that gender thing here☠️ it should probably be related to a person's eating habits n diet.. I guess you must also eat a lot if you're blasting that much.. It's ok
  
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Anonymous
(25-29)

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Morning & evening per day

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  wow.. impressive✨
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  IKR, how about you? How often do you take a shit?
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  i'm not anonymous😆 so... i'd say.. i'm a bit opposite of you
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  So you shit at least once a day
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  that eagerness to know...
  
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- JohnK123
  
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  Lol how do u do it twice a day
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Eat proper food and drink fruit juice daily
  
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- JohnK123
  
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  I literally do lmao
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Your digestive systems demonic
  
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Bricealan Follow
Master Age: 45

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You were just awarded the prize for the most tasteless, inane question of the year.

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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  @Bricealan where? Is there such award here or are you being sarcastic?
  
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- Beautyblossom2
  
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  I'm not going into the weird stuff as asking about the details.. Asking frequency is a normal curiosity Q. Probably you're someone who takes offence even if the '💩' topic is brought up. But I don't as I'm a biology student and this is a normal Q that might help people know how others of different ages, are doing normally so they might check n know if theirs is normal or not. I did expect a bit that people here will go crazy n turn childish, by unleashing their "potty humour" but it's ok i don't mind them having a little fun. I know they're all amazing people irl and would rarely get a chance to be childish n mention such informal topic normally in their day-to-day lives. This is not a formal place. Poles of personal habits do help people in many ways.
  
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Anonymous
(18-24)

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Just once a day for me.

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Anonymous
(18-24)

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At least once every other day 💀

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