What should I bring to my birthday bbq?

[Anonymous]

It’s in 2 weeks; and there’ll be 5 of us. 3 eat meat. 1 is a pescatarian. 1 is a vegan. I was thinking I get home made beef rissoles, lamb chops, marinated chicken wings, big, meaty mushrooms, salmon fillets and corn cobs?

[OfDeath]

Bring some crayfish. They're great on the barbecue.

[Anonymous]

if you're the one catering and these people obviously have 3 different types of diets, then you are being pretty rude and not offering a good variety. just because someone is vegan doesn't mean they just want mushrooms and corn... the fuck kind of meal is that?

[Asker]

Actually, I’m being pretty generous, since I have no money and I’m catering to everyone.