What would you do if a woman asked you to eat her salad?

Joker_

Master Age: 23

"eat my salad" she says

What would you do if a woman asked you to eat her salad?

"eat the salad" she insists

I tell her "ok lol"

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Cross to the head- Jab to the body and then a rear hook to the face

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Xper 7 Age: 25

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You're losing it lol

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- Joker_
  
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  losing what lol
  
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- Worst
  
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  You're ability to promote sanity
  
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- Joker_
  
  +1 y
  either I've gone insane, lost my books and my tennis rackets, or you're speaking complete gibberish
  
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- Worst
  
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  Yep one of those things could be the answer to all your mathematical equations
  
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- Joker_
  
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  gonna solve the case
  
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- Worst
  
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  What are you, sherlock lol
  
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- Joker_
  
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  yeah lol Are you as smart as Sherlock Holmes? ↗
  
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- Worst
  
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  Lop...
  
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PBandJ_Nerd Follow
InfluencerGuru Age: 27

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2.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

I'd ask if she really doesn't want it first. And if that's the case then yeah, I'd eat it. No point in wasting a freshly made salad that hasn't even had a bite and fork in it yet.

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FreyaRed Follow
Master Age: 25 , mho 45%

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Reject her salad, if she insists I would write her name in my 'Death Note' and let the Shinigami to suffocate her on a lettuce leaf.

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love_conquers_lust Follow
Yoda Age: 40

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Get bucket of Italian dressing, cut up fresh veggies, wash lettuce, get naked, proceed to make human salad bath.
For dessert, I’d eat her peach 🍑 pie.

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HelpfulWoman Follow
Guru Age: 27 , mho 40%

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I can't even eat my own salad, i sure as heck ain't eating hers/his/anybody else's XD

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Billlewis Follow
Master Age: 62 , mho 36%

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She wouldn't have to ask, because I'd be begging her to let me kiss her ass... lol

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Joshydavid25 Follow
Guru Age: 32

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I would think... Well at least I get my veggies for the day..

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 55

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4.9K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

If I knew her and was sure she didn't spit in it first I would eat it

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Yoda Age: 67

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I would respectfully point out that I'm not a rabbit. I'm a slob with a weak heart.

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Anonymous
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I'd say I'm against the senseless murder of plants.

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Anonymous
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Wonder what she's therefore eating and that she might be anorexic

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Fuentes Follow
Master Age: 34

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Eat it lol

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Anonymous
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Tie her up and make her eat it

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