Do you like chocolate milk?

[Worst]

Goat drink

bussin

Mid

not bussin

[WhiteSteve]

I think if I could get a free nutritional pass on anything, it’d be chocolate milk. Lifeblood status.

[WhiteSteve]

Voted the first one, but I can’t think of anything more cringe than someone my age saying bussin lmfao

[7Phoenix7]

Your steak was bussin

[WhiteSteve]

@7Phoenix7 oh snap, I totally forgot to show you the other day….

Oops, I did it again🥩 (less aesthetic looking because they were sold out of rosemary at the store, had to do a garlic butter instead…. hard times) It was 🤤🤤🤤
https://ibb.co/LrPPDcd

[7Phoenix7]

I take it you eat steak often lol

And I can understand why 🤤

[Kingofkings1992]

@WhiteSteve thank you. Please don’t use the word “bussin”

[WhiteSteve]

@7Phoenix7 It’s my speci-ality 😎 Come holler at me for a steak night, I’m always out here cheffin’👨‍🍳 These are just my weak steaks because my oven went on the fritz, I’m going Top Sirloin here. When I get a new oven, we’re back to the filet mignon life, so be sure to bring your dullest spoon to cut it with🤤

[WhiteSteve]

@Kingofkings1992 haha, more of a courtesy to the youngsters. I remember being younger and people my age now awkwardly trying to use my generation’s slang, telling me stuff was “dope” or “da bomb”, lmfao…. cringed out of my skin every time😖 Never wanted to grow up to be that guy, haha

[Joshydavid25]

Oh yeah.

[Worst]

That shit was so bomb

[Joshydavid25]

It was "magic in the Making".. LOL..

[Joshydavid25]

Thanks for MHO My guy!

[Worst]

Np brotha

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Yeah. My favorite is the strawberry milk usually. But I still like chocolate and vanilla milk.

[Lisia]

CHOCOLATE MILK IS GOATED

[Worst]

Great minds think alike

[Lisia]

You already knowwww

[Worst]

We should do what @Apple1996 did

[Lisia]

I don't produce milk yet

[Worst]

Keyword is yet

[Lisia]

Breed me

[Worst]

Just once?

[Lisia]

Multiple times

[Worst]

I'm never pulling out

[Lisia]

Soaking lmao

[Worst]

I'm thirsty

[Lisia]

Drink some grape monster

[Worst]

I want ur juices instead

[Lisia]

Okay come drink them then

[Worst]

omw bitch

[Lisia]

Okay I'll be waiting slut

[Worst]

Prepare your pancakes

[Lisia]

STOP CALLING ME FLAT BRYAN

[Worst]

Shut me up then Kelly

[Lisia]

Yoooooooo kelly is the goat leave her out of this

[Worst]

She's my 4th favorite woman 😌

[Lisia]

EXCUSE ME

[Worst]

1. Lisia
2. My mom
3. Ur mom
4. Kelly

[Lisia]

MHM OKAY OKAY

[Worst]

Ur so dramatic 🙄

[Lisia]

Says you Bryan 🙄

[Worst]

I will fight u

[Lisia]

Do it little puss puss

[Worst]

Watch yo tounge before I put something on it

[Apple1996]

y'all would make cute babies 👶

[Worst]

@Apple1996 so true

[mooky06]

Now i feel like a chocolate milk

[Apple1996]

Yess chocolate boobie milk is delicious 🥛 🍫

[Worst]

Tell me you've tried this

[Apple1996]

Ofc I don't like drinking my own milk plain. When I was sick I kept drinking it to get better faster 😂

[Worst]

Lmaoo that's too good 💀

[IslaTheWitch]

Only if it's homemade... all the shit you can buy smell and taste like a chemical factory...

[Worst]

Our bagged milk takes amazing 👌

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Yes, I do.

Every morning, I heat up a mug of 2% milk and thoroughly stir in 3 teaspoons of rich-in-flavor powdered chocolate.

[ChefPapiChulo]

Bro, I haven't had chocolate milk in like 10 years. Maybe longer.

[Worst]

What's wrong with u man

[ChefPapiChulo]

Who the fuck drinks chocolate milk lmao

[Worst]

It's so good, especially in the mornin

[ChefPapiChulo]

Take a look at your voting results fam. Nobody drinking that unless you're like 8 years old.

[love_conquers_lust]

That's a you problem. It's chocolate and milk. Healthier than a damn donut.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@love_conquers_lust I didn't say it was health or unhealthy. I said it was F tier.

[love_conquers_lust]

Better than soda, better than coffee, better than alcohol, better than HFCS slushys.

As good as fruit juice and water.

I don't drink it to not be an adult. I drink it to not become a fat fuck.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@love_conquers_lust do you know how calories work?

[love_conquers_lust]

Yes.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@love_conquers_lust okay great then lol.

[Kingofkings1992]

@ChefPapiChulo adults like chocolate milk too. It’s not just for kids dumbass. Is ice cream only for kids too?

[ButtFloggedTroll]

@ChefPapiChulo @love_conquers_lust milk contains every nutrient that an infant needs in order to grow, while sodas and many "fruit drinks" contain almost nothing but fructose, and donuts are soaked in oxidized seed oils. Unless you're unable to digest chocolate or your source is high in heavy metals, it's one of the healthiest plant foods most humans eat.

That said, I prefer plain or fermented milk while eating solid chocolate (not chocolatey hard cocks).

[ChefPapiChulo]

@ButtFloggedTroll “an infant”

[ButtFloggedTroll]

Guess that if an infant dies from eating sand then it's somehow good for adults because our nutrient requirements only decrease as we age?

[ChefPapiChulo]

@ButtFloggedTroll you made the terrible analogy, not me.

[love_conquers_lust]

@ButtFloggedTroll I'm aware. Milk is a source of water, calcium, and vitamin D (fortified) for me. Chocolate is a mood booster, like hot cocoa. It contains diluted amounts of the same active ingredients as coffee beans like caffeine and other “feel good” chemicals.

Children like enriched chocolate for the taste, obviously. They’re not concerned about nutrients. Milk in general is good for infants, but it can’t serve as a staple for adults, it’s too dilute.

Everything is about dosage.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@love_conquers_lust nobody tell the idiot sandwich who can’t create an analogy that our ability to digest dairy decreases as we get older.

[Kingofkings1992]

@ChefPapiChulo this is called “ lactose intolerance,” people of all age have it.

[ButtFloggedTroll]

@ChefPapiChulo I made the analogy of sand eating, not you.

I did in fact mention fermented dairy, do you know what fermentation is?

@love_conquers_lust chocolate's theobromine is more stimulating than caffeine and has a much longer half life which is actually problematic, it's best to supplement theanine on the nights you have the stimulants to sleep properly.

Milk contains bioavailable protein, haven't you all guessed? Essential fats? And no calcium isn't something most of us are deficient in, and vitamin D can be synthesized by sun exposure, as long as you consume the precursor fats which are also abundant in dairy, and if goats/sheep/cows saw the sun then the milk will have vitamin D naturally.

Fermentation adds very significant amounts of B vitamins and vitamin K, also highly supplemented nutrients.

And really? You're worried about diluted milk? Most gurus preach drinking over a gallon plain h2o daily. If those 3.5 kilograms of h2o came from milk, it would get you on average over 120 grams of protein.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@ButtFloggedTroll I never said it wasn’t healthy. I said it wasn’t good. But yes, people become more lactose as they get older. It’s a known fact.

[love_conquers_lust]

@ChefPapiChulo I’ve always had a threshold for how much milk I can drink per sitting. I’m pretty sure most do. I’m not sure if it’s increased or decreased with age. But I’m leaning towards decreased because I feel perfectly fine with one cup a day versus nearly three as a kid. I need enough to maintain my bones now, not grow them.

@buttfloggedtroll I wasn’t trying to argue.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@love_conquers_lust there are other ways to get nutrients instead of drinking terrible tasting chocolate milk.

[Kingofkings1992]

@ChefPapiChulo you need some taste bud replacements if you think chocolate milk tastes terrible.

[ChefPapiChulo]

@Kingofkings1992 bro chocolate milk is so clunky too. Maybe those mix powders would be okay. But I’ll never go out of my way at the grocery store to get chocolate milk lol.

[Kingofkings1992]

@ChefPapiChulo you’ve probably just had the el cheapo brands. When chocolate milk is high-quality, it’s delicious

[ChefPapiChulo]

@Kingofkings1992 tell me what the difference between high quality and low quality milk.

[Kingofkings1992]

twinbrookcreamery.com/.../img-25bdd0ceca07e42fbe942832a3177506 Good chocolate milk bad chocolate milk

[love_conquers_lust]

@Kingofkings1992 😅 ^^^ You are so on point. That’s the exact thing I did as a kid with Hershey’s syrup because it was cheap. Now I get milk in glass containers.

[sheikalana]

I like to make my own hot cocoa at home but I'm not a fan of the chocolate milk that is sold in supermarkets or starbucks.

[MemeSupreme]

shit is kinda mid but sometimes that shit is bussin

all about the moment you drink it in

[petitedollbabee]

Hell yeah, love me some choccy milk. Superior to strawberry or banana.

[LaurenM1997]

No sorry … I like strawberry crusha milkshake

[love_conquers_lust]

A light amount. Store made chocolate milk is typically too rich and I blend it down.

[7Phoenix7]

You add more milk?

[love_conquers_lust]

@7Phoenix7 When I pour it into a cup, yeah.

[7Phoenix7]

Yea I agree, the store made chocolate milk is way too thick and rich. I'd probably enjoy it more if it wasn't.

[love_conquers_lust]

@7Phoenix7 I probably do about 1:1 mix to give it a light flavor. I also shake both containers prior to poor.

[love_conquers_lust]

*pour

[7Phoenix7]

I voted mid but it's not bussin

[Worst]

I'm disappointed 😤

[Kingofkings1992]

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Yes, I just had it.

[Worst]

Jelly

[DaBiggestBird]

It’s not bad like some things such as peanut butter but I don’t care for it. Real milk is just built different

[Jmmmfi4]

CHOCOLATE IS GROSS

[beebella]

I don't like any kind of milk. Totes not bussin.

[Worst]

How are you my mother 😤

[beebella]

I gave all of my unwanted milk to you.

[Z1pTD]

If course I do. I'm not a heathen

[Z1pTD]

*of lol

[Worst]

I'm a fiend

[Z1pTD]

Dawg why 😭

[BlissfullyCurSed]

When I was 7, I did.

[SecretsofKB]

Chocolate milk is a short cut to my heart.

[LazerBean]

Bussin bussin

[Worst]

never thought I'd see you say those words

[LazerBean]

Why tho

[Fuentes]

Same lol

[Worst]

@LazerBean I don't know it's just funny lol