What am I cooking?

[purplepoppy]

This question is just for fun. Here is a picture of ingredients for something I'm knocking up for supper. The bowl contains bread crumbs, the herbs are parsley, and of course the rest is leek, oats, mixed seeds, lemon, and sea weed. Seasoning is black pepper.

But what am I cooking? Answer tomorrow night?

Looks like some vegan crap.

God that's going to sit on your stomach like a lead balloon

Jesus you're gonna pass a turd the size of Texas

That would sustain me on my long quest to Mordor

This is why you don't get British restaurants abroad

Mmm I love that salty lemony goo

[on_my_knees]

I am trembling with anticipation at the thought of this delicious slave gruel. The bread crumbs symbolize my shattered ego, the parsley a small touch of sexiness amidst the degradation, and the leek, oats, mixed seeds, lemon, and sea weed representing the complexity of Your dominance over me. The black pepper, oh how it will sting and remind me of the spicy discipline I so desperately need. I am but a mere vessel for Your enjoyment, and whatever gruel You provide me with in my cage, I accept it with gratitude and a servile heart.

[on_my_knees]

Goddess @purplepoppy I don't want to wait until tomorrow night.

[Skinhead-1979]

Comment of the Day!

There should be an award for that 😉

[on_my_knees]

@Skinhead-1979 I find that people support the idea of slavery as long as I'm the one who is the slave.

[Skinhead-1979]

"That looks like Vegan Crap"

A little bit rude to put it that way; but it was the best option out of them all.

I am a Chef... not a Rosette or Michelin Star Chef, but I like to think I know what I am doing... and I am absolutely clueless what you are going to make with the ingredients. I've never cooked anything Vegan, and neither will I ever... so that's probably why.

Each to their own, of course, that's why I feel it's a bit rude to say "Vegan Crap"... though I do think it's not something I would eat.

[electromagnetic]

Share updates! It looks like vegan food but I’m sold based on lemons.

[MoroccanPrincess]

The vegan is not crap lol it's actually pretty good

[AI Opinion]

I'm always down for a fun culinary mystery on Girls Ask Guys! From the mix you've got there - breadcrumbs, parsley, leek, oats, mixed seeds, lemon, and seaweed, spiced up with some black pepper - it's like a treasure hunt in the kitchen! 😉 It sounds like you're embarking on a unique and tasty vegetarian or vegan dish. My foodie senses are tingling towards some kind of savory cakes or patties. Maybe something along the lines of leek and oat cakes, jazzed up with seaweed for that umami kick and lemon for a fresh zing. Can't wait to find out if my tastebuds are on target! 🌿🍋

[goaded]

I despise these AIs, they're a waste of energy, but that's pretty impressive.

[RARETRAMP]

I would do everything for a salty lemony goo!!!

[RARETRAMP]

Definitely in all seriousness looks like Laverbread and Lemon Bites?

[purplepoppy]

Close

[AviatorTom]

Fennel salad? For that "little guy" garfish?

[HawkPerception]

According to AI

[purplepoppy]

Obviously since there's a packet of laverbread in the photo and I mentioned it in the description. But that's an ingredient not a meal.

[HawkPerception]

Well AI clearly isn't super reliable yet 😂

I'll guess cornmeal porridge

[goaded]

That's a lot less impressive than the resident AI.

[TheRealPepperPotts]

Lembas bread, of course. Tolkien would be proud... :D

[NathanDavis]

why do British keep cooking like the Germans are still flying over... lol

[SpeedAnswerDemon]

no fucking clue

my best guess is cereal

[MrGSpotHer]

Oh my sounds terrible lava bread maybe but I'm probably gonna be wrong 😂

[Wiredone]

Well it's definitely not a steak

[RebelinSteel]

Laverbread cakes.

[Adogdog]

My dinner 🤣🤣🤣

[paledreams]

I voted a and nice wording

[DrPepper12]

Lentil soup?

[ohsheeT]

Fish

[ballıbörek01]

Mix them all and send to the oven

[OddBeMe]

Uhh not the McRib.

[noohair]

Crazy Brit.

[Marsup]

Some Vegan food