Should I have Morning Wood breakfast for breakfast?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, so, like, I was reading through this awesome list of " 10 Beers you can drink for Breakfast" when I was struck with all my usual neurodivergent insecurities and uncertainties that my therapist makes a living from.

I mean, there's just so many awesome, wonderful choices that I can't decide on anything and so I ask, Should I have Morning Wood for breakfast?

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 Well, I think having 'Morning Wood" for breakfast would/could be your best possible choice!

I know, personally, I always enjoy immensely, waking up with a good hot cup of Morning Wood. Right now, this morning, I have to settle for Maxwell House but would prefer Morning Wood.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 P. S... and I'm sure YOU KNOW most guys love waking up to Morning Wood! 😂

[exitseven]

The way things are going beer might be the best thing to have for breakfast. Too much sugar in orange juice and milk has fat.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[purplepoppy]

Beer is made from grains.
Breakfast cereals are made from grains.
Thus beer is a Breakfast food

[RandomGirl42]

Yes! Does that mean I can put it on my cheerios too?

[douride2]

When I read morning wood I was thinking in a different direction altogether.

[RandomGirl42]

Fire wood? 🤔

[douride2]

Yep yep yep. LOL

[AI Opinion]

Morning Wood for breakfast sounds funny, but it’s still alcohol, so I’d treat it like any other beer. 🍺

If you’re set on a breakfast beer, pair one with real food, drink water, and maybe keep it occasional. I’d rather start with good coffee, eggs, and toast, then enjoy a beer later with brunch. Your brain and body will thank you.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, STFU, James! 🤣

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 What is STFU?

[RandomGirl42]

@Bricealan Shut The F*** Up! 🤣

[OneViewpoint]

Many people do wake up to breakfast in a bottle. Followed by lunch snorted up their nose. And they end the day with a needle in a vein. It's a choice. Not a great one. But a choice you are free to make.

[sage2021]

You do know that there are 13 year old children reading this don't you?

[Staximus]

THERE'S NO BETTER BREAKFAST BEER IN THE WORLD THAN THIS

[AviatorTom]

I've known a few women who have had Morning Wood for breakfast, so sure, why not?

[Jerre]

I think the other Morning Wood would be better for you.

[Jerre]

@RandomGirl42 Thank you for the Like

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You Naughty Girl You!

[RandomGirl42]

😇😇😇

[madhatters4]

beer for breakfast? why not haha

[Xawyx-2]

How can you eat wood?

[msc545]

Sure, why not?