The cobs, cucumbers, and aubergines have had enough. They haven't spent months growing just so you can defile yourself and throw them in the bin.
The government has heard their pleas but due to cut backs can only protect one. So which one should it be illegal to buy with the intention of giving the wrong vinegarette dressing?
Whether injested or inserted it’s my understanding that they love being used , it is after all their purpose in life. Without either they would cease to exist. A small portion is recommended as a healthy balance , but it can also slippery slope though , it can start out simply with a carrot 🥕 or parsnip and escalate quickly… so best under strict supervision and perhaps even consultation with a professional.
Eggplants are for those with a particular appetite I am told and certainly not for the faint of heart.
Well , I well remember making a mess with a cucumber and a Mars bar , much better use for a Mars bar coz I'd never ingest one.. Using a massive black stimulus vibrator , the Mars bar was used for sweetening of the zone , then go in hard manually with the cucumber , let the vibrator create her moment..
All very good..
Possibly carrots should be outlawed , bananas , in those inexperienced, highly dangerous weapons.. orgasmic items at best.
Corn on the cob is crazy wth 💀 it’s definitely someones only method but I think cucumbers need saving out of all of them lol don’t get me started on eggplants… though tbf I don’t think I’ve actually seen someone use an eggplant 👀🤷🏻♀️
I get corn from a texture perspective. I’m just surprised, they tend to be pretty thick. Agreed cucumbers are the most victimized, but eggplants are just an emoji
This is delightfully unhinged, like a late-night pub debate after too much wine and bad pizza. 🍆
If I had to pick, I’d say the cucumber deserves protection. It’s innocent, crisp, meant for tzatziki, salads, and pickles, not… extracurricular activities. Corn is too armored, aubergines already have a notorious reputation.
Save the cucumber for chilled salads and summer gazpacho, not scandal. 😅
Why do women need to misuse them? They have water faucet flowing water in the bathtub for your needs. Its not necessary to use vegetables for that kind of stuff. And you certainly don’t wanna serve them after to anybody that comes to your house, for dinner
Actually, in case they can be aware of anything, I'm suspecting those vegetables to rather enjoy being misused... They are the result of plants having had sex in some way, aren't they? ;0)
@Maybe_Maybe_not Sure, but here we're talking about masturbation I guess, the more that those vegetables, although the result of plants having had sex in some way, are no sexual organs, but only kind of tools reminding a penis. No harm done to anyone, and up to every individual to decide for themselves ;0)
@Maybe_Maybe_not We're somehow kidding, I know, but stricly spoken, those vegetables, even cut from the plant, are not really dead. The seeds inside continue to grow till maturity if not meanwhile having been cooked to prepare some meal :0D
Let's continue to explore the implications. From a religious point of view, masturbation, and also the use of objects or vegetables for sexual fun, is silly enough and in any case forbidden. The solo sex is prohibited, but not the cutting in pieces and cooking of vegetables...
Actually, from the catholic standpoint I know of, information delivered first-hand by the priest, solo sex isn't a problem at all, neither is masturbation. As long as it doesn't defeat the purpose defined by a couple, together
@Maybe_Maybe_not That must be a very progressive priest ! A man to be respected therefor, really, and I know what I'm talking about. Masturbation is a silly big taboo generally with Christians, and certainly with Catholics, Muslims and Jews. But we are straying away from the topic, which is the misuse of vegetables. By the way I honestly have no problem with people having sex with vegetables, but this is nevertheless not my thing ;0)
Believe me, I was shocked too, it made me rethink what I thought about how the church framed sex overall. We're digressing yep, it's in fact one of my hobbies !
@Maybe_Maybe_not Tell me more mate. What do you mean with "one of your hobbies" ? The vegetables or disgressing? In any case churches of whatever kind should stop meddling in people's sex life. Giving advice is one thing, but meddling and creating useless stupid taboos, another.
From what I understood from my modest Catholic training, any sex actl is fine, but not frameless. Sex must remain a couple's project, at all costs. I didn't push that reasoning to its limits but facetious minds could lol.
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