Girls, if you clogged the toilet at your BF's house, What would you do?

[Anonymous]

Yesterday, i and my new girlfriend had a dinner at my house. we've only been dating a few days.
we ate a lot and then she went to the toilet a long time , but i didn't doubt. after she left, i went to the bathroom to take a shower and i smelled something bad. the toilet lid was closed and when i opened it.
OMG i found the BIG poop in the toilet.
i think she pooped and it was big and the toilet won't flush , but she didn't tell me why?

if you're she , What would you do?

[MissPanda]

She was prob embarassed as fuck. Maybe it wouldn't flush and she didn't know you were going to shower after and discover it. Thought she could sneak away and the blame would be on someone else lol

I wouldn't bring it up, just let it go. This could be a funny story later when you guys are more serious and have that comfort level. When I first met my boyfriend I puked in his house haha he still talked to me after, we laugh about it now.

[redeyemindtricks]

Flush again, wait, look for plunger. Find plunger? If yes, try. If no, ask you. If no plunger, discuss further solution with you.

I grew up with 4 brothers and a single dad, so I approach any and all such problems exactly as a boy would.

[MaskedSanity]

You press the flush button the second time, duh.

If it's that huge, just use the toilet brush to break it up and flush again.

This is a non issue.

[Let_me_do_that]

haha "Good Job"

[MaskedSanity]

@Let_me_do_that

Unfortunately, I have no huge turd stories to share. This is just common sense.

[Let_me_do_that]

in that case get it experienced once xD :P

[Asker]

if it didn't finish it yet , would you tell me?

[MaskedSanity]

If I found myself in a scenario like yours, I would make sure it flushed.

I think women that flush once and then lower the lid if it doesn't are fucking disgusting. So many nasty bitches like that at work, flush once then pile a fuckload of toilet paper on top and shut the lid. Fucking gross.

[legendoftruth]

There is a book allied everybody shits.

But ok same thing happens to me I called her back after and said "hey you left something in the bath room but I took care of it though, just so we are on the same page what you eat is between u and your belly I shouldn't have to see it. But next time inform me and we can handle problems together. See you tomato and have a good night"

[BeerTester]

I plug toilets all the time with big shits all the time, may it be at work or at friends houses. If this happens to me at a friends house I'd probably unclog it myself somehow or be like "Damn son, your cheap-ass toilet couldn't handle my humoungus dump".
I guess we dudes are a bit different since its funny and stuff but just unclog the toilet and forget it.

[Miss_Behave]

I'd try to fix it first and if it's still clogged, I'll let him know and we try to fix it together.

[no_idea]

could be that she didn't now or she was too embarrassed.

[JonJames]

Right.

Guys should always leave a "poop cutter" in the bathroom next to the toilet brush. Obviously, it is not labeled "poop cutter." But there should be a random rod or handle -- even an old tooth brush -- that is there supposedly as a cleaning instrument. She can use it to cut the poo in two -- and flush again. Once cut in two, most poos go down easy. How do I know all this? I had to help a girl cut one.

[nogrey]

I wouldn't mention it to her this time. But if it happens again, be gentle with her and just tell her to let you know. By chance, did you have a plunger in there?

[theddies]

hahah classic. You are dating for a few days so I can understand that she didn't tell you. I won't bring it up until you guys are dating for a longer time and you are so comfortable that you can joke about that kind of stuff

[honeyyyyy]

Lmfaooooooo that is sooo fucking embarrassing!!! I would l have tried breaking the poop up or something...

[Anonymous]

Hahaha she left you the first present for your relationship.

[Asker]

She doesn't receive call me today.

[Anonymous]

First of all, I'd be EXTREMELY embarrassed. I defiantly wouldn't tell you. If try to fix it the best that I can though. I don't think you should bring it up though.

[Anonymous]

Poor girl! She was probably super embarrassed, even though thats hilarious.

[JonJames]

Bet she is good at anal though. Any girl who poops like that would have no prob taking a 7-incher.

[Dansexuall]

Hahahahahaha

That is all I have to contribute

[Homebakedcookies]

I love this question. Thank you!

[Anonymous]

I'd come and find you then ask for a plunger.