Girls, how do I convince my little sister not to kick me in the crotch?

[Anonymous]

I was play wrestling with my little sister yesterday, which ended abruptly after I accidentally kicked her in the crotch. I felt bad but laughed my ass off, figuring her mood would improve later.

Later in the evening she warned me that she was going to get me back with a kick in the balls. Not right away, but when I least expect it.

I've been paranoid ever since. Every little noise I hear, I cover my nuts. I've become very paranoid about leaving them out in the open, for fear my little sis will appear like a ninja and kick them. Every time I see her, she does a little fake-out like she's going to attack my grapes, then laughs.

I'm thinking about investing in a cup. How do I convince my sis not to sneak attack my testicles?

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I thought I heard her behind a bush when I checked the mail, but I was thankfully wrong. Getting scared people.

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It's over. After a little over 24 hours, I sat on the couch and my little sis kicked my balls. Hurt like hell but what a relief.

[Anonymous]

Just tell her that guys are different from girls and that if she kicks your balls it's going to hurt you worse than she can understand. Let her know that you're sorry, and ask her very nicely to please not kick you in the nuts.

If you can explain to her how much more dangerous it is for you to get hit there than her, she may understand better. Don't forget, she probably doesn't realize how vulnerable you are.

[Beatrice1865]

That’s not true. We’re different, but it hurts worse for girls than what guys can understand. Guys don’t realize how vulnerable girls are and this sentiment is what causes that.

[Cloudy25]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Me and your sis would get along fine.
Hmm.. What about making a deal? Tell her that she can punch u in the face, or that you will buy her something instead, do her a favor? Lol

[Asker]

I already tried, and she said the favor is get kneed in the nuts.

[Cloudy25]

Vindictive hmm. Can you somehow make her think that getting punched somewhere else is much worse? XD like reverse psychology. Also, there must be something she'd like more than to watch you squirm lol

[Asker]

I doubt it. She knows that guys really don't like their nuts attacked. I may be screwed. O:

[Cloudy25]

Is it really that bad? I mean you'll survive it right, she's a kid

[Asker]

Lol yeah it is. I've never had a kick in the sack that I enjoyed. Dx

[Cloudy25]

Aw well i guess there's nothing else to do, than risk looking like a perv whie cupping your balls all day lol

[Cloudy25]

While*

[Asker]

Indeed. -__- Wish she'd just knee them now and get it over with. You know?

[Cloudy25]

Loool good for u

[juniorsrosie]

How old is she?
I mean since you kicked her in the crotch it's kinda retribution... especially since you're bigger than het

[Asker]

She's 12. Too old for these kind of games. -__-

[juniorsrosie]

lol just tell her to drop ducking around. Maybe let her punch you in the arm and explain how painful it is for a guy to get hit in the crotch

[juniorsrosie]

Stop fucking *

[juniorsrosie]

I don't know if that'll work. Even tho it was an accident it probably hurt like a bitch lol

[Asker]

Lmao I guess. I just really want to escape with my nuts unkicked if I can. >__<

[Beatrice1865]

It hurts more for women, though...

[Blonde401]

You deserve it tbh. Take it like a man

[Asker]

Lol, but I did it by accident! Her knee in my nuts wouldn't be.

[Blonde401]

Accident or not, you did it

[Asker]

Lol it's easy to say that when they aren't YOUR nuts on the line.

[Blonde401]

Don't knee girls down there then!

[sodababe]

Lmao I can't 😂

[Anonymous]

LMFAOOO!