Why are women so unfunny?

[ColinHarvey]

I've never laughed at a woman making a joke unless I was trying to fuck her. The only time I've laughed at women legitimately was when they said something dumb or cute unintentionally. Asked my friends and all said the same. Not only that but they're super easy to entertain and make laugh. I don't even make jokes and they think I'm funny as fuck. Anyone got any theories as to why women aren't funny to men but men can make them laugh easily?

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Why do women get offended by dark or dry humor? What you're too good for a rape joke every so once in a while?

[TrisJC]

comedy generally requires you to relate to the person telling the joke to some degree, you obvs just can't relate to females, I'd try and see the world from their view every now and then, get in touch with your femininity if u have any 😋 sexual selection very likely will have made men funnier though because the sex that puts more energy into the offspring are almost always the pickier sex seeing as the other can just fuck all the females and forget about the kids so they don't gotta be picky (human relations are obviously not so barbaric though)

[TrisJC]

(I'm a Zoologist)

[Exterminatore]

As far as jokes or stand up comedy go they're unfunny.

They're funny when trying to hit a ball with a bat, throw a football, or falling down... they look like toddlers.

I have no theories. Would love to see what anyone else can come up with, because what you said is true.

[Exterminatore]

Thanks for the MHO.

[AriadneSky]

Bc you don't friend women based on personality but based in wanting to duck them. m, so encountering someone with a sense of humor plummets when you're basing everything in looks. Women have friendships with guys based on personality not trying to get sex. They may just want sex but they don't need to pretend to want friendship for that. So the potential fur humor goes up exponentially , when you're meeting people not looks.

[OjosOscuros2]

Comedy itself is very subjective because some people don't find specific comedians or shows funny. Your type of humor may be dark but perhaps not popular with women so you don't see any. I'm sure there are some but you probably don't care enough to search for them.

[AnonRom]

Yeah I personally don't like dark humor... Like holocaust jokes... I mean 6 million jews died... but like at least one real person probably died too... I suppose even Hitler isn't perfect

[ColinHarvey]

@AnonRom no you have no idea the extent of the holocaust, new numbers suggest 600,000,000,000 Jews actually died. They actually had to convert people to Judaism so they had more to kill. Thank god murica stepped in and stopped that catastrophe. FUCK YAH NOW WE HAVE REASONABLE PEOPLE TO RUN OUR BANKING INDUSTRY

[AnonRom]

I can't tell if you didn't get the joke or if you just don't understand how to create new jokes... like what makes most jokes funny is a surprising ending. Like that one time I got raped by my uncle.

[ColinHarvey]

@AnonRom

Oh yes, I'm writing this down so maybe someday I'll be as funny as you.

[AnonRom]

Thats a good idea tbh :) Good luck with your ventures into comedy

[OjosOscuros2]

Sometimes laughing comes off as condoning or even encouraging that behavior so I'd rather not. It's nothing against y'all but it's just the way my brain is wired. Like when I read the word Holocaust, my mind instantly thinks of sadness and the horrors of the whole event, it's not simple for me to try and relate it to a positive reaction such as laughter. It can be done but just takes more skill. For example, Louis CK's stand up on slavery.

[AnonRom]

@OjosOscuros2 Yeah women are usually more likely to hold that view, and while I personally have never met or heard of a comedian who is actually a nazi I suppose I can see why you feel that way. Senses of humor aren't all the same so laugh at what you will :).

[SuccessfulHornDog]

@AnonRom that was funny, but dark stuff

[AnonRom]

@SuccessfulHornDog Thanks I try :)

[ColinHarvey]

@AnonRom

I don't think you should make jokes about the holocaust, it's too sad. My grandpa died in the holocaust.

[AnonRom]

Let me guess he fell off a watchtower?

[SuccessfulHornDog]

@AnonRom lol

[ColinHarvey]

@SuccessfulHornDog

No he was a brave homosexual Jew also gypsy and all of his friends died, and he showed me his number tatoo so that's proof.

[AnonRom]

@ColinHarvey I believe you are thinking of river song... If you dont know who that is here is a relevant link
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[GigEmGirl]

Women are funny. Maybe the jokes just go over your head? Women's humor is often very sly and far more intellectual.

[ColinHarvey]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I mean the ones I've been with think fucking Louis CK or Amy Schumer are funny. Blah.

Sounds like you might have a guy's sense of humor then chicky.

[GigEmGirl]

That should tell you something about the intellect of girls you're with.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

I've noticed the teen boys around my daughter aren't really listening so they don't catch the jokes she says or are too stupid to understand them. Girls jokes are different than boys, so don't expect them to be the same style.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

I agree, girl jokes are different than boy jokes, but that may be why some guys (straight guys) don't think girls are funny.

[AnonRom]

I have met a total of one girl who is actually funny. Basically women don't need to be funny whereas men do if they want to get laid

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Truff

[TuMeManques]

Because humor glands are located in your penis duh.

[Anonymous]

Actually, the funniest person in my group of friends is a woman. Even the men of our group acknowledge that.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Please Invite her on here. The more the better

[Opinion Owner]

I would rather not ruin her life.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Oh, I see, so we ain't good enuff for yo fancy ass friend. She can go to hell

[MaciJ]

Maybe you're too busy thinking about fucking to actually pay attention to the joke. here's your sign.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Was that supposed to be a reference to sumptin?

[MaciJ]

@SuccessfulHornDog bill engvall. I love his comedy

[SuccessfulHornDog]

That's it. I couldn't place it

[CT_CD]

Most girls are not funny at all. I know lots of funny guys tho

[SwolDishWasher]

I agree. Have never laughed at a girls joke ever. Ill say that's funny to be nice, but it's not.

[sodababe]

Why are men so ignorant? 😶😶

[TrisJC]

well ignoring the dickish tone he uses he's probably somewhat right, sexual selection in basically all animals makes the child rearing sex the picky one, seeing as they can't just reproduce with all the opposite sex and rear millions of babies, as such male humans live in a more competitive market then females and so this is a likely cause for them at least trying to be funnier, whether males are genetically funnier who knows but they definitely have reason to try harder.

If you believe men to be ignorant you are in the perfect place to educate them, you are on a site full of men asking you questions of course they appear ignorant that's why they are here :')

[Anonymous]

It is rare when they do, only lesbians are the best female comedians

[Anonymous]

Well women probably laugh for the same reason ever thought of that..

[aryanjew]

Kristen Whig is funny, same with Helen Mirren

[super147]

Cool story bro.

[Teenagekid16]

Most women force their humor.

[pbandjelly]

I reckon im funny

[Anonymous]

they are , you just didn't come across

[Anonymous]

I'm funny af, fuck ya