What do you want us to call your breasts?

[Anonymous]

There are so many words for breasts and us guys know and use all of them! Boobs, jugs, melons, pillows and A LOT more! But what do you want them called? Do you have a preference? Is there a word for them you hate? Is there a word you like during "playtime"?

[Anonymous]

"Breasts" is fine, "boobs" is fine..."tits" is annoying/offensive

Sometimes I call them "the girls"... my boyfriend picked that up from me and now he uses it a ton! Sometimes he speaks directly to them and addresses them in a silly voice as "Ladies," lol... but, we like to laugh during sex, I know not everyone is that playful!

[Myraziel]

I think that in bed, funny names are more acceptable to me because I enjoy fun during sex. But other than that, boobs and breasts are acceptable. The other ones make me think "wow, grow up."

[Asker]

Good to know.

[SammyGurl]

Breasts, boobs, boobies; don't know why but I don't like tits or titties.

[karahiri]

Secretory mammary glands. The eroticism is palpable.

[ak666]

I might be an exceptional kind of pervert but I actually find that description kind of hot.

[ak666]

... more than "melons" or "jugs" anyway (I assume the answer was intended to be sarcastic, but I actually find it kind of sexy).

[ak666]

It's a bit of a mouthful... "Wow, look at that pair of secretory mammary glands on that girl!" but really sexy description to me... Actually I can't stop thinking about secretory mammary glands now, I'm having trouble focusing on anything else.

[spencify]

It's the breast answer I've seen yet.

[karahiri]

@spencify lmao. i see what you did there. :p
@ak666 seriously dude? SERIOUSLY? lol

[ak666]

@karahiri Yeah, I'm still thinking about it. I think it's probably the sexiest description of boobs I've encountered. I think it has this powerful effect because it encompasses not only form but function. I start thinking about the whole shape and form of the breast and the secretory part starts making me think of the delicate nipples at the tip of the breast, and also the entire function it has around pregnancy and childbirth and... ohhhhhhh... sorry, I lost my train of thought -- just busted a nut.

[spencify]

You are the weirdest guy I have seen on GaG in recent mammary

[karahiri]

@ak666 LOL. we're learning about all that junk in class now. women's reproductive system. i imagine you would enjoy this topic. but yeah, definitely not a sexy term in my opinion. but... glad you liked it lmao.

[karahiri]

@spencify your pun game is strong. i'm envious. :D

[ak666]

@karahiri I think so. It's also a distinctly feminine description of breasts. Under no context can that ever apply to a male... so I start thinking about the entire female form, the way it distributes fat differently from the male form, the increased arch of pelvis and lower spine for childbirth, and... ohhhhhh, sorry, just busted a nut again.

[ak666]

Perhaps they could be called SMGs to avoid being such a mouthful... just uttering SMG will then have me spelling it out in my mind and probably get really excited.

[karahiri]

@ak666 lmao. jesus. you're really thinking this one through. :p

[ak666]

@karahiri It invokes a lot of imagery for me at least. Just "boobs" or "breasts" is something that makes me happy, it's a happy word that brings a smile to my face like "kittens" and "rainbows". But "secretory mammary glands" brings such vivid imagery to my mind.

[spencify]

Yeah, like the image of a diagram in a textbook lol

[ak666]

@spencify I get more of a vivid image of a live breast. It forces me to get more of a picture than just "breast" or "boob". That said, I think I jerked off to my sex ed textbooks once or twice when I was a teenager.

[spencify]

Fair enough, I like boobs too lol I get it

[DarkHumorRUs]

Sandbags

[Anonymous]

Tits. It sounds better than boobs or breasts. I'd be turned off if my guy said " show me your breasts" I'd much rather he said", show me your tits"😍

[Anonymous]

tits is hot, boobies is cute, boobs is casual in conversation

[Anonymous]

I just call them boobs, I don't like the word tits though

[fauchelevent]

I can accept tits, breasts and boobs :P

[Anonymous]

I call them the ladies

[Asker]

Is that what you would want your lover to call them?

[Opinion Owner]

It's what I've always called them and now my husband does too-lol. And my vagina is she/her.

[Opinion Owner]

she has a mind of her own-lol.

[Asker]

I'm sure your husband, SHE and the ladies all get along just fine!

[Anonymous]

just boobies, cause I like how it sounds. "boobies".

[MarkRet]

I love it when a woman calls them 'her girls'.

[angela_GA]

can't go wrong with boobs

[Anonymous]

I love the Word "BOOBS" ... sounds cute! :D

[Anonymous]

You can call them glorious melons

[MXXMO]

Such a good question!

[Anonymous]

I think cheeses is better!

[Wingedz]

Call them Holy Tits.

[Anonymous]

cheeses

[cupidkisses]

however you want

[Blitzkrieger]

call them bosoms.