How can you not show your nervous when you see a girl naked for the first time?

[Anonymous]

Im going on dates with this girl and its going good. Except I'm a virgin and I have never seen a girl naked or done really anything.

How do I not seem nervous when I see her naked, I mean its just been so long. I have been waiting my whole life. I don't want open mouthed like I have never seen one before.

[v0nDutch]

When she takes off her clothes & her tentacles are flying all over the place, just pretend you're immune to her alien powers and they'll go away. But if she catches on that you get nervous, she'll eat you alive. You've been warned.

[Killfest400]

I'm sure it's been said before, but women are scary as sh*t.

[Brando]

Why can't more girls have a fun and a sense of humor like you?

[CuriousChick]

Masturbate beforehand. Just make sure you keep track of where the come goes so you don't wind up with a weird hairdo like in "There's something about Mary"

[Brando]

On the other hand, if that happens you have a cool story to tell your friends lol

[Anonymous]

Have a shot or two of your favorite alcohol. It will take the edge off you and maybe even help you if you have sex with her so you don't come so fast.

[Middleman]

Go pick up some dirty mags lol it'll bring down your nervousness...

[smallbrownman]

well I'm sure she's not going to just strip naked 1 day. it'll probably progress from partial nakedness to full nude. you know what I mean? don't have these thoughts before it happens. it's not good for u

[BurningHammer]

Why not admire it and check her up and down while saying "I approve"-that'll mask the nervousness I think.

[Brando]

Do what you did to get her in the first place: be calm, joke around, have fun, whatever...you know?

[Anonymous]

I THINK YOU SHOULD Be NATURAL AND JUST KISS HER EVERYWHERE AND I MEEN EVERYWHERE I LOVE IT WHERE MY BOYFRIEND KISSES MY ******

[Secretgirl]

smoke a cig.