Girls, how often do you fart?

[Jjpayne]

I know it happens but often during the day?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNU6MFQP1k

www.lovepanky.com/.../do-girls-fart-and-other-mysteries
"#1 Yes, we fart. We’re human, aren’t we? So yes, we fart. How else would we release pent up gas from our intestines that just so happens to make its way to our rear end? Although we don’t usually do this around guys, because farting has been seen as improper and downright gross, we certainly do this home alone. Read: The art of farting in public without being noticed

[Tomblebee]

Sometimes I don't even realise... But what is the best way to approach farting? Leave the room unannounced or like wtf?

[Tomblebee]

Do you own up to the dreaded... omg whp did THAT.. when it's your pe teacgher?

[Jjpayne]

I really like that you say leave the room unannounced. I was kind of thinking that girls would be more discreet than guys. And distractions are the best way to get attention off of you. I personally think it would be funny to fart behind a guy so he stares at you and you say "what are you looking at?" Really throw him off... I think that would be so funny. I own up to my farts but sometimes I playfully blame something else. Like a caddy shack reference did somebody sit on a duck or the dog did it.

[Tomblebee]

Like i Don't leave.. but like should you? In the middle of a lesson? Don't wanna loose knowledge tho :P

[Jjpayne]

So, how would you do it? Just let it out and act like nothing happened? or would you try to let it out slowly or in little bits at a time? Or would you wait for a loud noise likes somebody blowing their nose?

[Tomblebee]

Probably just kinda strangle it out.. then kinda use my arm like a girraffe tail.. so not admitting nor completely ignoring the incident.

[Jjpayne]

That sound fun. I would love to see that in practice. LOL!

[Tomblebee]

Like instead of wafting your nose with a smell wafting your ass like a birthday cake near a fire alarm.

[Jjpayne]

LMAO!!!

[Tomblebee]

The human avg is around 7/day.. but I don't reckon.. maybe when we die.. we catch up on years of low fart counts?

[Jjpayne]

Yeah, then we will be old farts

[Tomblebee]

Damn wow

[Evkaxy]

Probably as often as you do

[Jjpayne]

I think I need to reword this question... But considering your response and possibly in a follow-up question... When and where do you fart? I have a feeling there will be a difference here... Maybe

[Evkaxy]

I don't choose places... body does what body has to do

[Jjpayne]

Interesting. So you don't go to the bathroom or wait until the Time. It will just happen?

[Poohbear2002]

I cnt rlly say how often lol I just do what I gotta do to to😂😂😂😂😂

[aprilgirl423]

As much as men and depending on the time of the month could be more

[Anonymous]

Everyyday

[Jjpayne]

Can you hold in at work and wait until you get home?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah I can hold lol

[getdatbooty]

No clue.

[Jjpayne]

How often do?

[Jjpayne]

How often do you?

[Anonymous]

Gross fetish

[Jjpayne]

No it's just mysterious. It was on mythbusters... So I'm not the only person thinking about it