Girls do you fart? How often? Only girls answer?

[underrated]

girls do u fart? how often? n how does it smell? i have always put girls on the padestial n girls r known for good smell. they r clean, n always wear perfumes, talcum powder, beauty creams which gives beautiful smell. so i was wandering if girls fart n if they did, how would it smell like? does it smell exactly as guys fart or better than guys or worst? please it's a serious question of it's class, out of curiocity so please answer honestly. AND GUYS PLEASE DON'T ANSWER IT AS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STINKY GAS. thank u.

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by the way i m farting repeatedly as i m answering to my fans on GAG n it smells like hell but u know what i like smell it. afterall it's mine.

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CommieDear, have u answered this question annonymously or u haven't? Please answer it with your username. I would be very greatful to know about your FART. Thank u.

[Applefan1]

Well I will answer this because I thought you might be interested in a study I read. It said girls and women generally fart three times more often than us boys and men because their digestive systems produce three times more gas than a boys or man's. It also said a girls and women's fart also reeks way worse than boys or man's fart in general because of the fact there is higher levels of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts boys or men's. So it seems not only is do girls and women fart three times more often the gas that comes out a girls and women's ass is much dirtier to. I am starting to believe this more and more after all the stories I have heard of girls and women doing massive, long loud farts that just reek like you would not believe. I even heard of a girl that farted big outside in the park and even though it was outside it still smelt bad.

[Applefan1]

Sorry there is higher levels of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts than boys or men's farts.

[biggie90]

Its been proven that girls DO NOT fart. Here is the scientific evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[AnonmyousChick]

Ever since reading this (about 2 minutes ago) I am now on a farting rampage and it won't stop. And nope these don't smell given the fact I barely ate anything today but popsicles.
But yes at times they do smell, sometimes terribly or at times just a tiny stench of hell.
Sometimes they're loud and sometimes they're silencers. Usually louder when I'm sitting on a hard surface as we all know how that works. Nothing wrong with girls faring because it's completely normal but I try to be courteous and lady like and not fart in public or around my bf. But I hate holding it in because it bloats up my tummy and it sucks so once I get home its like an explosion of gas. Gross I know. But queefing, I do that around my bf when he makes me and he loves it. The End.

[underrated]

Actually the more u don't eat, the stronger the smell is. if sometimes if u r really in some kind of farting completion as we used to have when I was young u should sit on a cold surface especially a piece of cold, wet wood or timber and cold rock or even in the water for a long time. n for me silent ones r more deadly than the louder ones.

[AnonmyousChick]

Really? Wow I didn't know! Well these didn't smell lol. Oh farts in water are the best, the vibration feels awesome.

[underrated]

yes I like it too did u notice bubbles coming out?

[Applefan1]

Haha I love your answer. You are so right farting is normal. Guys need to give you girls a break with the farting thing. The explosion of gas think is not gross either, it has to come out of you. :) I have read a study saying you girls generally have a digestive system that produces three times more gas than us guys. So its harder for you girls not to fart by the sound of it than it is for us guys. The same study said that a girls fart reeks way worse than a man's because of the fact there are higher levels of sulpher gases in girls farts. I don't know how true this is but I am starting to believe it, I can't believe just how much many girls need to fart and just how bad it stinks. It does not worry me tho in the slighest. I do not judge girls for it, think anything less of them for it or I am not turned off in anyway.

[Applefan1]

I would not want a girl that is around me not matter who she is holding in her gas and getting all bloated uncomfortable and sick. I would want her to feel relieved from farting her gas out. If it stinks who cares and also who cares how often she needs to fart or how loud, big it is etc. The only thing that is important to me is the girls comfort.

[Sebers12]

All farts stink.

[Gingercake97]

If a girl says she doesn't fart she is a retard and a fake every girl farts just not around y'all cause y'all treat us weird when we fart and it makes us feel bad but I fart all the time and it stinks just as bad as y'all's if not worse sometimes

[Keyspirits]

Haahhaahhahaah dis make laugh so hard xD

[underrated]

thank u thank u very very very very much. u r so honest, to the point, trustworthy, straightforward girl. i salute u for your honesty n courage. n i award u with MOST HELPFUL

[Gingercake97]

Thank u I will answer any question I have for me

[underrated]

n is it loud or silent type?

[Gingercake97]

Both sometimes it hurts my vag cause I have a big ass and when u sit down it won't travel backwards it feels like ur being stabbed

[underrated]

so because u got a big ass so the path is very narrow n the pressure is deflected towards your vagina that's causing the pain. u should lift one of the butt chick as guys normally do so it's easier to let go.

[Applefan1]

There has been a study shown that girls farts stink way worse than a man's. I also don't treat girls werid when they fart. In fact I would ecourage a girl to fart around me, I don't want a girl getting all uncomfortable sick and bloated just becuase she is around me. It is natural if a girl around me as far as I am conserened she can fart as often as she wants, even if its massive, loud and smelly that is fine because the girls comfort is what is most important and lets face it it feels better out than in.

[sammy_31]

We do and the ones who say no are full of s**t and literally too. I swear I had this one girl in my agricultural biology class who swore she never darted or crapped. My teacher was amused by her comments and we all told her lying ass to shut up and not be embarrassed. Unless she had a disease, syndrome or something medically wrong with her, which she didn't. Just as big as liar is what she was.

[underrated]

so u didn't hear anything from her. u should encourage her n make her try it. she would thank u for the relief she would have.

[sammy_31]

Haha this girl was so dumb I swear. She got prego, her parents sent her to another city and that's all I've heard of her. She was annoying, she was in a softball team with me. Uggghh. Lol

[underrated]

n did she know who the father was? oh god even in this age how can someone get pregnant? guys also don't do the prep work properly. had she know how to fart she would have taken out before it developed. but no worries may be she will know how to fart while giving birth. I have seen a girl who gave birth at home unexpectedly in front of us n it was so difficult for her, she poop out.

[sammy_31]

Haha she did know he was ignorant like her.

[Anonymous]

Of course we fart. We fart depending on many factors including what we eat. Sometimes I don't fart much, but other days if I eat homemade chili, then I fear that I will blow my asshole out at any time with all the gas.

[underrated]

i m so sorry for u. u also deserve MOST HELPFUL but i have already given to MISS UNDER EIGHTEEN. but a loud round of applause to u for your honesty, n bravery. keep it up.

[XNicholeMariex3]

Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, we're HUMANS.
There is no difference between gas!
What is with these fart questions?

[underrated]

i always put girls on a padestial. i think girls r beautiful, creative, feel good, smell good, angel, juliet like, fragile, emotional, caring so i was wondering if they fart n if they do how does it smell?

[Sebers12]

You think wrong! People like you made this world a horrible place! Girls are sexy Because they are humans like men, making them on pedestal ruin this world!

[Anonymous]

Every girl I know has super smelly farts, but we really excel in length and loudness. We put food in one end, so something has to come out the other. For me, I swallow air. It’s gotta come out, whether it’s in the form of burps or farts. Really, I’m more of a farter myself, so I fart a lot more than I burp.

[UnicornApocalypse]

Yes we fart, we do it a lot, and it stinks bad. We're humans not some mystical being! And before you ask, yes, we poop as well. -.-

[underrated]

thanks for answering about poo, by the way what colour is it normally n is it big long n round like guys or is it quite smaller? what about the smell? is it very strong or mild?

[UnicornApocalypse]

Well, depends what you eat. Haha

[underrated]

does your poo also like long thick folded like a snake? mine is like a snake. cobra

[Applefan1]

I read this study that said that a girl digestive system produces three times more gas than a man's. So girls need to fart three times more than us men. The same study also said a girls fart stinks way worse than a man's becuase of the fact girls farts have higher levels of sulpher gases in them. No matter who the girl is I don't care if she farts in front of me or how bad it smells. I also don't care less if a girl poops at my house, even if she stunk the house out from pooping that is fine. No matte how much the girl has to fart or poop does not worry me either. I do not judge girls for farting or pooping, I don't think anythng less of them and I am not turned off. I am of the opinion I do not want the girl getting all uncomfortable, bloated and sick from holding it in. I want the girl to feel relife. To me the girls comfort is the only important thin.

[UnicornApocalypse]

Good to hear :)

[Anonymous]

We fart glitter and it smells like vanilla cupcakes.

[underrated]

can u fart in my nose with vanilla cupcakes? i got fart fetish.

[Opinion Owner]

Why of course that sounds quite delightful

[underrated]

n a little bit of pee in my mouth. i want to taste it.

[Opinion Owner]

The pee is kind of like the icing on the cake, right ladies?

[underrated]

i m pretty sure your pee also tastes like cool lemon juice. yummy

[Opinion Owner]

Yasssss that's exactly it

[underrated]

n a little bit of poo also please i request u, it's my humble request. i hope u won't disappoint me.

[Opinion Owner]

I mean I'll do the best that I can

[underrated]

n what u gonna eat to enhance the flavour of your poo? i like spicy.

[Opinion Owner]

Then I'll go for a burrito

[underrated]

yes please n how long does it take for u to get ready. n i like hot food not cold.

[CommieDearest]

Lmao that update just made me remember how much I hated this dude.

[naughty_rosie]

For me, I fart 10-20 times a day and their smell is worse than that of my male friends lol.

[Applefan1]

Did you know there was actually a study done on male and female farts and it said female farts generally smell way worse than mens.

[naughty_rosie]

Really? I guess it's because some women including me suffer from constipation problem...

[Applefan1]

Apparently the study study said usually girls and women's farts contain much higher levels of sulphur gases than boys or men's farts and that is generally why girls and women's farts reek so much worse than boys and men's farts.

[Applefan1]

So the gas generally coming out a girls and women's ass is much dirtier gas than comes out a boys or man's ass.

[Anonymous]

More like cherries lol jk and what a silly. ? Every one farts lol

[underrated]

no i can't believe that girls so beautiful, good smelling, caring, can also fart. ok cherries? that's exactly what i expected to hear. i like cherries, can u fart me in my nose?

[Opinion Owner]

Haha

[biggie90]

girls don't fart.

[Bassplyr01]

You're 30 and have the mind of a 12 year old.

[Sebers12]

@biggie90 Yes, they do, idiot!

[Tothewalls]

We don't fart, we whisper in our panties.

[Sampo]

I'm never going to forget that

[AnimeLover12]

lmfao!!!

[underrated]

careless whisper, next time try big bang theory.

[biggie90]

lmfao x2.

[Gooseman]

Sometimes its a scream

[Sebers12]

It's shitty stinky whisper :)

[zombiebabe]

we're not dolls , we fart

[underrated]

thank u zombiebabe for the honesty, I know u? u have an indian boyfriend n u speak a little bit of Hindi, isn't it. so u must have loved indian spicy food, n the pressure that all the chillies n spices, n herbs gives.

[zombiebabe]

lol yeah!

[DerrickRicketts93]

Do girls fart magic powder, poop unicorn horns, and pee rainbows?

[Anonymous]

yeah i'm a girl and i do fart, and of course it smells, what did you think? why do everyone think that girls are some mystical species who don't poop or fart? like what even. but yeah girls do fart.

[underrated]

thanks for the sincerity n honesty n sorry for thinking that girls don't fart as I can feel u getting a little bit upset. but it was just that I think girls higher than girls but I forgot that even girls have assholes.

[teasegirl]

No, girls don't fart.

[underrated]

but why? girls have two holes right next to each other

[teasegirl]

The cancel each other out

[underrated]

do u pee form one hole n poo from the other?

[teasegirl]

And puke from the other hole

[underrated]

is it hard to maintain the balance? do they to in the wrong way sometimes?

[teasegirl]

All the time is like pineapples

[underrated]

pineapples? they got spikes, don't they hurt your fraginle, delicate anus?

[teasegirl]

Nope that's a myth

[Anonymous]

I farted as I typed this answer

[underrated]

n how did it smell? like your perfume or just like guy's or worst?

[Opinion Owner]

It was fabulous and liberating.

[underrated]

can u fart me in my nose? I have got a fart fetish.

[Opinion Owner]

I'll make sure to eat chipotle beforehand!!!

[underrated]

what is that? is it good enough?

[Opinion Owner]

You'll love it ;)

[underrated]

n a litlle bit of your poo also, PLEASE

[DanteSparda]

lmao xD

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao can't wait.

[underrated]

So deal yeah, when can i expect it?

[Opinion Owner]

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

[AnimeLover12]

lol i laughed when reading it

[Opinion Owner]

:)))

[underrated]

please don't test my patience i m very inpatient. i think u r talking about period. normally it takes 28 days, 6 hours, 42 nubytes and12 seconds to take one cycle of your period. ok if u r talking about your period can i have a little bit of it PLEASE i request u from my heart. THIS IS MY HUMBLE REQUEST. i want to have a taste of it.

[Opinion Owner]

Good to know you're reading up on period statistics.
No period and no poo for u!

[underrated]

why do i lose something when it's that close to me? my bad luck is gone bad.

[Opinion Owner]

All good things must come to an end… and you didn't catch my reference. :''(

[Anonymous]

Lol this is the dumbest question.. There are no difference in guys and girls fart wise.

[SaVes]

I occasionally fart, yes.

[underrated]

so u don't let it go every time it comes?

[SaVes]

What do you mean by let it go?

[underrated]

i mean u fart occasionally is it on weakends especailly? n is it like a big bang theory or the careless whisper type.

[SaVes]

Why would it be on weekends especially? What does that have to do with it?

They're usually not too loud.

[underrated]

so u try to minimise the sound as much as u can?

[SaVes]

No, I said mine just usually aren't that loud.

[underrated]

oh yes u r a girl,

[itsme_goodsamaritan]

How old are you really?

[Klaatu51]

girls are humans so yeah they fart

[Anonymous]

Tired of this fart fetish shit