Girls, Accidently showed my girlfriend mom my penis?

[Jonny2048]

So Christmas day I wore my dressing gown down stairs. I did not realise that with a morning hard-on my girlfriend mother saw everything. What should I do

[ErzasCheesecake]

DO NOT EVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!
If your girlfriends' mom didn't say anything, just pretend it never happened. If she tries to address it, explain the situation, say you are embarrassed and didn't realize she could see, apologize and then never speak of it again. But I would recommend you just don't bring it up otherwise, especially in front of your girlfriend. Let me know what you decide to do, and good luck!

[Jonny2048]

Yes it was very embarrassing as I was experiencing an erection. But she has not mentioned anything yet

[ErzasCheesecake]

Then leave it alone. I just looked at your profile picture by the way. Just out of curiosity, why do you have an issue with your friends' mom seeing your dick (Presumably your dick.) but not all of G@G? I am not trying to be offensive, you do you, but I just want to know your thought process behind that.

[Jonny2048]

Only put the profile pic to show what type of image she had and see if it was really that bad

[Jonny2048]

My apologizes if I offended

[ErzasCheesecake]

oh, ok then. Thanks for answering my question. I'm not offended, that would be stupid.

[Jonny2048]

Ok thanks for not being offended

[TrixiePooch]

What is a dressing gown? What was this a sleepover with your girlfriend at her house? This post seems more fake each word I read. LOL

[Jonny2048]

A dressing gown is like a long robe. And no her mum came over 1 morning that we weren't expecting

[SarahVanRensburg]

I felt bad for laughing when I read this...
Just move on and act as if it never happened.

[Jonny2048]

What don't even mention it again to her?

[SarahVanRensburg]

Yeah just leave it. It will be even more awkward if you bring it up to her mom. Maybe tell your girlfriend what happened though, just so she knows.

[Jonny2048]

Ok I will mention to girlfriend then just not her mom

[SarahVanRensburg]

I seriously hope you get demonetised for your profile picture. Bro there’s kids on this site. You sicko.

[Jonny2048]

I wasn't aware of this my deepest apologise

[SarahVanRensburg]

Algood