Dayyyyym girl 😱 I wish my mum never had me now, she's the OG cutie and this sounds like torture...
Lol nahhh it's so worth it when you see that cutie little babyface looking at you. And it's like you finally get to meet after that whole nine months. And they smile and it's like the sky opened up to send some sunshine just for you personally. :) :) :) Gosh it's beautifulll
Lol thanks for MH. I forgot to tell you that the nurse shaves your pussy for you -_- when you get onto the ward. Very uncomfortable. Not sexy at all.
Why do they shave it?
They claim thqt the hair can cause complications. I have no idea how.
🤔🤔🤔 WTF 🤣🤣🤣
Hats off to my mum for having a second child! Mums are fucking heros! I wanna see Batman squeeze a bowling ball out of his asshole before I call him a hero.
That’s the crazy bit, we go back again for more 😂
You must really love and want children to endure that again. But tbf my mum had an easy pregnancy with me, she had my sis when she was 19 and me when she was 23. She worked till the final month, health, happy, full of life. And an easy quick pregnancy at 1pm on a Saturday 🤷🏽♂️
It all fades away over the next few months as you lose yourself in the newborn haze 😊 pregnancy was super easy for me but labour was a lot harder and I ended up with an episiotomy and forceps deliver. Still worth it 🤷🏻♀️ It’s almost heart breaking how amazing it is when you have this tiny troll baby on your chest and they open their eyes, it just narrows your entire world
But I think the most amazing thought is that you created, grew and delivered a human. I think we should scrap stalks and tell kids where they actually came from. They'd have more respect for their mother, they will be horrified and their tiny minds blown 🤯, but at least we've scared them for life 🤷🏽♂️😊
actually women who've had kidney stones and gave birth said kidney stones are worse than giving birth. Giving birth is the equivelent of having a catheter in a guys dick slit that isn't lubricated only without the need to take a shit.
Ahhhhhhh 🙈😂 damn me for being such an empathetic person with a hyperactive imagination!
actually the third worst pain is a woman crushing a guy's hand when she's pushing the baby out of her stretched and ripped and torn vagina. she uses all her strength and almost breaks your hand and if she doesn't then she reaches up and wraps both of her hands around your neck strangling you and yelling at you "You're never touching me again" fourth worst pain the flu and common cold a guy gets
@Rob19777 I've never had a catheter but I have had kidney stones twice. So on that part I'm speaking from experience. Not saying you are wrong because you may have been through that with a catheter.
@Rob19777 that last comment is so true LMAO
I never have or want to ever do that as long as I exist lad 😱
I have and it hurts like hell. until you feel that level of pain then you have no idea what childbirth is like. but it's the second worst physical pain on the body the first most is a kidney stone that is far worse than childbirth and far worse than a catheter in your dick slit unlubricated
Ooo fuck no, keep that catheter where I can see it 🔫
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Let take a moment of silence and feel empathy for all vaginas that belong to mothers and what they have endured in creating you. 🙇🏽♂️
Damn, I guess it's easier if your younger 🤷🏽♂️ under 25 year olds are made from magic and rubber, and can heal and recover anything.Apparently near the end, sex, orgasms and creampies can induce labor 😏
Yesss I had sex as soon as labor started and that helped speed it up
Maybe it is easier for younger women but I don't know
Looking forward to pregnancy sex and lactating breasts... I feed you and you feed me 🤷🏽♂️
Shits and giggles lad. May be worth taking a stress ball with you, if you want to keep your hand's bones in tact...
Please read from the mothers in this thread, you may reconsider your view...
As a guy, out of which hole? 🤣
Also, would you recommend a water birth?
I’d recommend an epidural or celibacy
Celibacy? That's unatural that is, evolutionaryly speaking were here to have lots of sex 🤷🏽♂️