Girls, What are three things that women have an advantage over men?

[Anonymous]

[Dazed0N0Confused]

1. We have a higher pain tolerance, unless you're my brother... We may have taken our rough housing too far when we were children, Scorpion being our favorite game to play with each other & our cousins & their friends growing up. For those who never played scorpion; it's basically mercy, but you use your nails & dig into the skin between the knuckles until the other submits. & yes, blood is drawn.
2. We're the "creative/thoughtful" types when it comes to gameplay. My boyfriend & i play videogames together, some of them single player games & we have our own account. Take half-life for example (showing my age, i know) He charges straight through without a thought & moves too fast to evaluate the situation in the game fully until he's getting in the middle of a scene he can't win, while im evaluating the scene & making sure i have a plan before proceeding.
3. We don't have as hard a time finding a mate compared to men. Scientifically speaking, We look for partners who will help us produce the best offspring possible for the survival of the species, so we choose certain traits of the male of the species that we ourselves are lacking in hopes that only the best traits are passed to our offspring.

[Asker]

But when it comes to the best survival no one can predetermine how a spouse is 10 years later. I get what you’re saying if the guy is tall, then have tall kids is that what you mean?

[A_Bell]

I had a boyfriend in college who played football. He would play with a recently dislocated shoulder and broken toe.

I think the pain tolerance thing is a. myth.

[Asker]

@A_Bell well girls say child birth is intense pain

[A_Bell]

I've never had a baby, but one of my sisters said her kids just came right out and the pain wasn't so bad, while the other said it was hours of torture.

Your mileage may vary.

[Dazed0N0Confused]

When it comes to 10yrs down the line, back when we were in our primal evolutionary stage, our species didn't live as long. As we learned & further evolved our life spans increased, making it less about primitive survival & more about social standing, economic standing & comfort.

[AnggieGirl]

Mentality, ambition and raising kids while holding a full time successful job

[Asker]

Raising kids usually does take two parents

[AnggieGirl]

Usually but it doesn’t always go that way as the man claims he has to work

[Asker]

Well if a man cheats and has kids he doesn’t have values clearly.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

¹better at reading body language
²better drivers
³generally mature physically and emotionally faster

[Agape93]

We live longer.
We have a higher pain tolerance.
We don’t need a man to get pregnant technically.

[Asker]

Agape would going out with me count?

[Agape93]

Huh?

[Asker]

Wait when you mean higher pain tolerance you don’t think getting kicked in the testicles hurts? 😭 😭 😭

[Agape93]

Didn’t say that now did I?

[Asker]

I assumed because you’re a girl you were

[Agape93]

Maybe stop assuming shit

[PaynefulPleasures]

Giving birth
Have a better perception on demeanor (behavior)
Having a period
Testicle telepathy
Oops went over LoL 😆

[Asker]

Testicle telepathy?

[PaynefulPleasures]

Kinda like a psychic
Usually we know when our man is messin around 😎

[Asker]

Well you also have that signature move where a girl wears a boot and kicks a man in the testicles…I know that feeling quite well 😭

[Asker]

You probably read that and thought dude I’m not responding to you

[PaynefulPleasures]

LoL 😆 ouch 😹

[Asker]

You’re laughing…it’s only right I allow you to kick me in the testicles if you ask why, it’s for the memories to have on your iPhone iCloud moments.

[Asker]

Oh what now you’re quiet 🤦🏻‍♂️

[PaynefulPleasures]

Are you on drugs?
That's not what I meant!!
No I'm not being quiet I have life thank you

[Asker]

I’m kidding don’t get mad lol

[Asker]

But on a real level can I ask you something

[PaynefulPleasures]

Oh brother now what 🙄

[Asker]

Damn this girl considers me a fat annoying dude on GAG lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

[PaynefulPleasures]

Your question ⁉️

[Asker]

Your username is payneful pleasures any meaning behind that lol

[PaynefulPleasures]

Like I would tell you time for me to rest I have to work tomorrow good night

[Asker]

Wait let me give my side

[Asker]

Are you some sort of dominatrix? It would be awesome if you were

[Anonymous]

We can bleed for a week out of each month and not bleed to death; we can give milk without eating a single blade of grass; and we can bury a bone without getting our noses dirty.

[Asker]

Bury a bone?

[Opinion Owner]

Yep lol. Think about it.

[Asker]

All I can think of is me popping a boner and girls don’t have anything to show their aroused

[Opinion Owner]

Don’t you bury your bone in her when you have sex, silly?

[Opinion Owner]

Or doesn’t she bury it when giving you oral sex?

[Asker]

I got kicked in the balls more in life then having sex with a chick

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry to hear that.

[Asker]

Are you really sorry or secretly laughing 🤔 😭

[Opinion Owner]

I’m genuinely sorry.

[PaynefulPleasures]

ROFLMAO 😂 love it 💞

[Opinion Owner]

It does kind of take something away when I have to explain it.

[Asker]

@PaynefulPleasures love what?

[PaynefulPleasures]

Her response

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Sensitivity
Multi tasking abilities
Resilience

[Asker]

So getting a boner and looking at a magazine isn’t multitasking? Ugh, what a wasted ability.

You’ll either laugh or not respond to this

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

I would prefer to laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣 no the multi tasking abilities that you mentioned won't help the house in running. It will probably help you and if you luckily have a woman with you it will help her, nothing much than that! 😂😂

[Asker]

I think all it does is help a guys right hand get a work out that’s all. Nothing beyond that.

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Hahahhaha yes. You got me

[Asker]

So if you ever see a guy using his right hand for a “workout” holding a magazine…give him a swift kick in the testicles.

[Asker]

Sorry testicles probably sounds gross to you, I’ll just say balls.

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

But who am i to kick anyone for "working out".🤣🤣 i won't probably see him doing that and would give him his sweet private time

[Asker]

Ok I’ll pretend to do it behind the magazine section by myself in a convenience store near the drinks. You’ll stop in on a Friday night with your girlfriends to grab some drinks and then you’ll see me and be like 😯 🤢…. KICK!

I’d be like what was that kick in the nuts for!

You: don’t “work out” your right hand in a store buddy.

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're funny. But seriously even if that happens, i would feel a bit awkward but i will not interfere or take any action.

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Until and unless someone is doing a right hand "workout" By staring at me

[Asker]

No no take action, that awkwardness would liberate you to “wow I did it”

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Let me be the one to decide. 😁

[Asker]

Oh you said if someone stares at you, lmao…ding ding ding 🛎 there’s the answer! I’ll just pretend to do it over you.

You: looks at me with this appalled, mortified look on your face but you play it cool.

You: hey want me to make one of your body parts swell up?

Me: what?

You: like one of the sailor moon characters you’ll shout something like “GIRL POWER” and kick me in the nuts

Me: owww owwwff fuckk I shouldn’t have looked at you while working out my right hand 🤚

You: good you learned your lesson silly boy, ice pack is in aisle 4.

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Ding ding ding🤣🤣 i would have would you like me to two of your body parts swell up (not one) and would have kicked on the face and the nuts. Why do u so desperately want me to kick someone or you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Ughh i was laughing so hard that i wrote a sentence that even i can't understand now🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

I will answer that in a bit, driving right now

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

I would hv asked would u like me to make TWO of your body parts swell up? Yeah this was the question

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

I am sorry. Drive safely. And don't read these weird comments

[Asker]

No, i don't mind, its cool if a girl has a weirdness about her lol, in fact to show i'm not kidding, i'll even follow you on GAG lol.

[Asker]

And to answer two of your questions, I would do something like that if I was thinking about making a funny IG video story and I have to clarify what do you mean about two body parts to swell up.

[Asker]

But I don’t know how hard you kick me in the balls lol that’s what I’m worried about

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

🤣🤣🤣 okay so just for an ig reel you would accept to get kicked. Okay i will not hit you hard. Will act if i kicked you very hard but it would be painless. I don't want to give you trauma🤣🤣

[Asker]

dont miss remember though, you have to keep your eye on the target... i dont want you to kick me in the stomach and you're like omg oops!

[Asker]

Girls always say they won’t kick or punch a guy hard but secretly in a girls mind she will do it harder 😭

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Okay boss. Hey "Asker" why are you anonymous? We have made this comment section a chat.

[Asker]

Lol actually I added you

[Asker]

Canucker90

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Added me where?

[shygirlie_xoxo_]

Ohhhhhhh

[angeliquedevereux2]

Men go bald or have hair loss wayyy more commonly than girls

[Asker]

You just gave a swift kick to the balls with your answer, that’s really below the belt 😭

[Anonymous]

We usually live longer, we also think more before making an important decision and we are in general more empathetic.

[tasleen]

1) becoming mother
2) getting more attention
3) having more attractive body

[Anonymous]

We can check our boobs pussy and ass anytime we want too. That's 3 things

[Asker]

Well I can check stuff any time I want lol

[Opinion Owner]

Either you're a woman or you have a girlfriend or wife
In both cases, no reason to ask such a question

[Asker]

im a guy and im single there's ur answer lol

[Opinion Owner]

Well then you can't check "stuff" anytime you want

[Asker]

*checks right now* Yup, everything is tucked in my underwear... the twig and berries... I checked, will someone sue me on GAG?

*scared look*

[Opinion Owner]

I never said "micropenis"
I said boobs, pussy, a woman's ass

[Asker]

I don’t have a micropenis…Damn you just gave me a low blow in the shorts

[DescendantofLilith]

Better reading skills in primary school, reading body language, multitasking

[Aimée__LJ]

Verbal communicationFighting infectionHigher pain tolerance.

[katiesmuff]

We have a pussy and you men want it!

[LorraineGates]

Dating
School
Help from others

[Asker]

See as a guy I learned this very basic method. The (I don’t give a fuck) approach. When it comes to dating if a million girls reject me, oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️ I stopped asking for help from most people besides my family because girls and guys flop and cannot be trusted, for school I don’t think anyone is dumber or smarter, if someone puts in the work they can accomplish it.