Do you mind if your girlfriend farts or burps in front of you?

[Anonymous]

[ohshee]

As long and she doesn't mind when were laying in bed looking up at the ceiling and I Hawk up something like I'm going to spit in the air and I figure out so she covers her head really fast and I fart and I hold her head underneath those covers if she doesn't mind that then she can do anything she wants to LOL to me I didn't know girls did that stuff until you said something LOL and I still don't believe it but who knows you might be right I guess I will say I really wouldn't mind I don't mind as long as it's not one long continuous fart as she's walking for like 20 steps because then I would just died laughing I would say damn you eat something your stomach sounds very grumpy

[Nik1hil]

Nope.. She can burp from day one..
From our first date!..

Farts are also okay..
Just make sure your intestine are fine and you don't stink..
Men don't care if you fart..
Problem is 2 thing..
1) We don't want to hear it if it's loud.
2) we don't want to smell it..

A1) So spread your butt cheeks so your Farts are silent..
A2) Don't fart in closed area.. Like inside his car or in closed room..
If you need to fart tell him to stop the car and go out and rip one...

However if you are vegetarian and your farts don't stink..
Spread your butt cheeks and silent fart..
He won't listen and it doesn't smells so he doesn't knows.. And...

STOP BLAMING HIS DOG!

[Finchie40]

Not at all , we are all human and we all fart and burp , it cracks me up and I shake my head when a guy finds it disgusting and a turn off if his girl farts or burps like she is his robot and he controls her. Girls if you’re reading this and dating a guy that does this , word advice , Run, Cuz you are dating a guy that thinks he owns you. That’s a huge red flag and a warning sign that you are dating the wrong guy.

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

I mean, it's gonna happen now and again, so it's not a big deal, but I'd rather she not make a habit of it. But I don't like being around other people's gas in general, so I still wouldn't like it if my guy friends made a habit of doing it in front of me all the time.

[Floppy2112]

Yeah, I am not a fan. It happens we're all human, but I prefer keeping the releases to a minimum. That's why I think men and women should have separate bathrooms apart from one another. You can take care of your business anyway you want and your partner never has to know. And then you come out clean and smelling like a rose.

[Leavesbound]

Nope, I don't mind because then I won't feel uncomfortable doing it myself. You know two people are in love and comfortable with each other when they can fart in front of each other and either they don't notice, don't care nor just laugh.

[FunkyMonkee]

A drunk was sitting at a bar and suddenly lets out a loud burp and the guy sitting next to him turns to him and says, 'How DARE you burp in front of my wife!!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn!"

[DJB72]

No. It's a natural function. If it slips out its not a big deal.

However, she turns it into one... 🙄

[Kontrvnote]

I don't mind at all as long as she doesn't do it in public places. At home she can do it freely.

[Adam1978]

Everything needs to be in moderation. If that all she does it wouldn't be nice. If she does it once in a while I wouldn't care.

[Alejandro3000]

Usually a girl will try to avoid smelling bad or being revolting when she first meets him. If she doesn't care anymore then that's a bad sign. If it was a regular thing I'd leave

[weeee]

Absolutely! Whats wrong with you? Do you really think women are human beings that fart and burp? Theyre obviously not! They are women.

[MysteriousDarkness]

I love it especially when my tongue is in her asshole and she farts. I love the smell of her burps and farts. Their are times she lets me know she is going to fart so I can put my face down by her ass to smell it.

[Xitomyth]

Nope, they're natural bodily functions, I'd be concerned if I never saw it...

[Brianbrake]

I don't care at all, as long as she don't do it often or in front of our friends

[Andres77]

No. I take it as a compliment that she feels so comfortable around me that she can relax and do that, knowing that I'll never judge her.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I always say It’s Better To Burp It & Taste It Rather Then Fart It An Waste It.

[Better_off_here]

it is okay with me, we are all human and we all do that, it would not scare me away women are human too and too have gas. if a guy can not handle that than he will not be able to handle being married to a woman,

[Medhat-M]

Actually that's the one thing I can't believe people in relationships do... I never do that in front of anyone.. I think I would hate it

[Adam_West]

People are really close with the person they can be comfortable with. Burping and farting is something that people generally prefer to do when they are alone.

[bowenw]

No, they are normal bodily functions. I prefer anyone burping or farting does it discreetly.

[britishbby]

Nope, plain and simple its natural they should be comfortable around me not have to go and hide it

[exitseven]

I think it's hysterical, of course little things amuse little minds.

[Hairylegs222]

Lol I don't care at all and I usually giggle when she does :)

[princeofromance]

I would not mind if she did it in front of me in the privacy of our home. If she farted or burped in public, I would probably get a little annoyed.

[clampfan101]

I’m not going to break up with a girl for being human.

[red_knight]

Dont mind if she doesn't mind mine.. fun can be had here lol

[SpaceGalaxy]

Of course I do. Girls are supposed to be made out of sugar, spice, and everything nice! As a guy, I'd love them to be feminine

[I_want_a_moustache]

No, but I'm childish enough to tease her a little after

[Boaz1208]

Not me. That means she's comfortable. And it happens during sex all the time. I think it's cute.

[EaterPeter]

I do. Ocassinal is ok. We can't control or manage every single time.

[slatyb]

No, that's childish. Everyone farts and burps.