I have GI issues so I have more gas than a typical person does. My passed relationship partner hated it. Like thought I was the worst for even having to. I only heard her fart like twice in the 4 years we dated.
My girlfriend now and of 5 years definitely understands my condition and while she doesn't enjoy them she doesn't mind either. She also farts and sometimes I think she is being cute when she sits on my lap and then completely rips one right on me. Lmao. Its gross but funny.
Think of it like this, even though I look not much younger than 22 at max when I am actually 33, I do things like Shrek as far as funny while at the same time ugly truths like better out than in when it comes down to burps and farts, and I expect a woman of mine to be the same way just like Fiona. Lol
My man let this huge blub blub blub blub outta his bum.
Sounded like a v8 at a stop light.
I matched his fart.
He said EWWW your my girlfriend thats SO DISGUSTING OMG. I can't BELUEVE YOU DID THAT!
I said.. Girls can be ruth too we just hide it. Did you know there is an
Old french saying "Better out than in?"
He couldnt believe it.
Believe it men.
He does it usually to annoy me. Like, he would cup it in his hand and bring it close to my nose. Sweet yeah? It's annoying but I don't actually mind. I might just get even. And I don't really have to try cus mine rips silently but deadly. Gross, but it is what it is. Peak relationship goals lol
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I can understand how during the early stages of dating, people will try to hide their bodily functions like that - and feel embarrassed to do such a thing in front of someone new! But I think getting to the stage where you can do that in front of your partner and both laugh about it is a sign of feeling comfortable with that person. On the whole I think that those kind of bodily functions should be kept discreet - but if someone accidentally squeaks one out, or just lets rip completely - I think it is good for couples to be able to laugh about it! :) I think it is sad when people and couples get uptight about things that are so natural and can't bring themselves to just laugh - that will never be me! :)
Being we all fart, if one slips out with my husband around no big deal, he farts and is proud, like a badge of honor. As some might know from my other answers, before we bought our current home, we lived in a one bedroom condo, with 1 toilet, and shower, so we have seen each other do more than just fart. The real seal of love is the Dutch Oven Fart.
My boyfriend is lactose intolerant so he farts all day and he's extremely loud 🤣 I fart all the time too but mine only makes 'psss' sounds lmao
Needless to say we're comfortable farting around each other and I can burp vowels too It's another talent of mine (?
I’ve farted many times in front of everyone.. it’s natural :)
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I thought women were made out of sugar, spice, and everything nice?
Please, please, don't tell me it ain't so !!!
I always try to be silent and secret with it but my boyfriend just farts.. I think it's more ok for guys anyway thou
I wouldn’t mind if my future girlfriend farts I think it can be funny most of the time 😂
🤣🤣 most do any way sense gugs donf care if they do it an nice photo of you Sept for if you dint have the glasses on we could se the rest of your pretty face an yes I tell all nice girls how I think they look why not when they try hard to look good so it should be acknowledge
No. I do not mind it at all. Because we all know girls fart and poop too. Cudos to any girl/woman doing her business in the toilet with the toilet door open. Why are we in general even talking about this subject? It is just an old rumor that women don't fart or poop. You can learn to tolerate the bad smell too. Why make something EVERYBODY does nasty, filthy or dirty? It is something that will happen anyway. No matter how disgusting it might be.
Hell yeah, let rip. I used to compete with my ex to see who could do the loudest. It's natural and if we can't laugh at a good fart then what are we even here for
I wouldn’t care if she farted around me. Like what, is she gonna leave to another room just to fart? To me, that’s weirder than just farting.🤷🏻♂️
No matter how into the dude i am, im not comfortable to do that around anyone. I hardly do around fam lmao
I'd never fart in front of the woman I'm serving, but I think it's kind of sexy when a woman farts.
I don't care if I'm married to her for 20 years, I would hate it. couples should wait until they're a room by themselves and fart
I wouldn't like that at all. I find itt o be rude and gross. I wouldn't do it either. I also am the type that I don't want my SO going into the restroom when I am using it either. Some things are going too far for me.
he doesn't mind that but to me it's not nice. 😂 he kept telling me to be comfortable around him
For a long time I felt like I'd really dislike it and wish she wouldn't, but I think if we were in a very serious relationship, I wouldn't care at all. That being said, I'm still not sure how comfortable I'd feel about doing it in front of her.
Omg nevah i was raised the old school and it would be unthinkable back then.
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Now I understand.
Erica - love - scats.
My girl seldom farts. She is hygienic. But when she does. It's sweet. But I don't like it if she farts too often like an old diesel engine. Divorce. Anyway she won't do that.
Fuck yeah I mind. That is DISGUSTING!
Classy ladies don't fart or burp in front of their boyfriends
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