Why is farting looked down upon? Why can't it be considered as burping?

[Hotboy_booblover]

I mean I want to fart whenever or wherever I want.. what is ur opinion?

[Anonymous]

I don’t mind farts at all, I fart all the time (quietly lol). But burping on the other hand, I find disgusting if you just do it without covering your mouth or saying excuse me, I don't know why… you can definitely fart whenever and wherever you are do, it’s a natural human thing to do

[TrueConfection]

To me, that is like saying we eat in public, so why not vomit in public? by the way, burping in public is gross too.

[TrueConfection]

Thank you for the MHO!

[nolabels]

Well, there is usually a significant olfactory difference between the two.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Just sayin'.

On a side note, I once let out the absolutely longest, loudest fart I've ever heard anyone produce.
The space-time continuum was for that period of time, altered.
People for miles around were looking around wondering WTH just happened.
Children grew into adults.
It occurred immediately after after a large plate of pasta, in case you're curious as to the cause of such an emission.
I'm sure it would have been a contender for the Guinness World Record of farts, had it been properly documented.

But who knows when you begin to fart that it's going to be of world record proportions?

Well, to make a somewhat long story a bit longer, at the end of this glorious fart, there was an entirely noticeable 'thunk'.

Yep, you guessed it.

I shat out a cute little turd.

It made it's way all the way down my pant's leg, and ended up lodging itself in my shoe.

Top that story!

That was a fart to be proud of.

I recount that story at every available opportunity.

So there you go!

I hope you enjoyed my story.

Lol.

[Anonymous]

I rip the loudest, longest farts you could imagine when I’m in public. Same with belching. It’s all about your mindset.

[Lost_in_the_Woods]

Loud and proud buddy!
Don't let the democrats tell you how to live your life.

(I think farting is Awesome, I don't hold back.)

[888theGreat]

Because you can run people out of a room farting , not by burping

[Anonymous]

I don't mind farting whenever I want.

[Still-alive]

ohh joy...