Girls, If you were a guy for a day what are three things would do?

[raw_is_war99]

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

i would walk around without a shirt or just walk around at night and be able to not have to worry, see what its like to have sex with male genitals and go to a boys sleepover to see what they are actually like because i honestly have no idea what they do.

[raw_is_war99]

Guys don’t do sleepovers, I stopped doing those by 13. I wouldn’t walk alone at night, it’s not that safe walking alone at night, you could get jumped for your wallet. In terms of sex, it’s easy to turn on a guy.

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

wow im surprised you guys dont stay at each others for the night, my friends and I always stay the night at each others. i also understand what you mean by walking alone, I never really thought of that but it would be nice to swim shirtless 😂

[raw_is_war99]

You can swim shirtless but guys will stare at you and get a boner over your naked wet boobs, then some old man will have a heart attack and die lol with a boner…ohhhh I see now.

[raw_is_war99]

That’s why girls can’t swim topless

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

yeah there is no way i am going swimming topless, i wouldn't feel comfortable at all

[raw_is_war99]

What time I spooked a girl at the beach holding a canoe stick

[raw_is_war99]

Well let’s just say she got mad, swung that sucker backwards and hit me square in da crotch

[raw_is_war99]

One time*

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

bahaha she sounds fun, i would have loved to see that happen, although that must have hurt ._.

[raw_is_war99]

If there’s one thing that’s extremely embarrassing it’s getting hit in the balls and withering in pain and then sitting down with a bag of ice with girls in bikinis walking by and giggling

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

bruh i feel so bad for you, I can't imagine the pain you guys must feel when getting hit

[raw_is_war99]

Girl I’d feel scared around you to even if you threatened to sack me. I’d be like okkkk don’t bother that chick

[BruhIm18AndLoveBTS]

scared around me?

[raw_is_war99]

If I annoy you you’ll probably hit me in the nuts to 😭 you won’t be one of those girls who lets me annoy you’ll just do it when I least suspect it and down I go

[Arcreactor81]

I'd ask my imaginary sister to bring me snacks, while I play games all day long and probably go on a long walk around the town alone

Not that I can't walk around alone, it's just the con of having an overprotective dad and brother

T_T

[Azaelia]

First I want to walk alone confidently without overthinking. I mean like if you're girl you need to be careful all the time esp the rapist. This world is scary tho. Second bcs of boys never had a period pain. Third, they don't give birth haha lol

[raw_is_war99]

Yea but you never got kicked in the testicles by a girl wearing boots and have her arms by her side and dropping to the ground with this “owww fuck” feeling and then feeling nauseous.

[Azaelia]

Oopss. I’d feel bad for any guy that experience this. But if that's really their faults so I think he deserve it

[raw_is_war99]

Have you ever hit a guy in the nuts even by accident?

[Azaelia]

Not yet. But if I'm in danger and I had to I will do it.

[raw_is_war99]

So if I put on a Freddy Krueger mask and crept up behind you to scare you, would that be a stupid thing on my end?

[Azaelia]

Yes. Cause I'm in a shock and I can't think properly and you deliberately just looking for trouble so that my "present" for you

[raw_is_war99]

It’s ok doing that would be funny and if it means you hitting me upside with a lamp or something blunt close to you so be it. You can tell your girlfriends, “some idiot guy tried to scare me but I kicked his ass!”. You’re gonna read this and say “well if you put it that way 🤔”

[Azaelia]

Haha lol. But it's true

[raw_is_war99]

So you want me to do something stupid if it means letting your natural female instincts take over. Ok I’m game, give me your best shot woman. Lol now you’ll either not respond to me or say “ohh boy, you don’t want to that dude, you’ll regret”

[Azaelia]

You'll regret.

[raw_is_war99]

We can put it to the test and make a YouTube video of it entitled “when girls make guys regret their stupid male actions”

[Azaelia]

Go ahead haha

[raw_is_war99]

My spidey sense is tingling, I’m sensing your going to kick me in the balls and say “dude you don’t have anyone to blame but yourself especially with your barrage of messages on GAG, I warned you dude”.

My reaction: I thought you were kidding 😭

You: girls don’t joke around like that *you walks away*

[Azaelia]

HAHAHAHA. You have to responsible with what you did

[raw_is_war99]

Wait I’m gonna follow you and DM you there’s to much msgs on this post online

[Azaelia]

Hahhaa alright

[Subarugirl]

Walk alone at night. Sit at a bar with out worrying about being harassed. Ask for a raise. Just to name a few things.

[raw_is_war99]

I never walked up and asked for a raise lol.

[Subarugirl]

Im talking about the wage gap

[SwedishTwizz]

3 things? Can just think about 1. there's no much things to fo with just 1 day.

[raw_is_war99]

you're right, last week a guy made a YouTube video entitled 100 ways to get hit in the dick/balls - he needed a week.

[raw_is_war99]

You're gonna read this and think "why are guys sooo stupid with their junk"... thats the part of being a guy I guess.

[SnakeBoop]

Sex, sport of some kind, and then probably sleep cuz I'm lazy 😴🤣

[raw_is_war99]

But all 3 of those you can do as a girl to lol

[SnakeBoop]

Yes, same as anything. But it would be an interesting experience to see what they are like for the other side..
The question was what would I want to do, not what did I think was only possible as a male...

[raw_is_war99]

One time a girl asked me does it hurt to get kicked wearing a protective cup. So I volunteered just to show her and see…yeaaa not a smart move

[raw_is_war99]

She doesn’t know what to say to the previous comment lol

[SnakeBoop]

Try gag isn't that important in my life that I check it religiously...

[raw_is_war99]

oh i thought you did check it religiously... my bad.

[raw_is_war99]

i thought you would have some empathy with the cup hit.